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What is MIDDLE SCHOOL?
The 3 years of shit you go through just to graduate and stand 4 more years of shit. The classes are boring, with exams up to the Wazoo. Lunch is the hamburgers from last week, but now they're disguising them as soup. If you're lucky and have recess, it only lasts 15 minutes, and all you do is stand there. Teachers give you an assload of homework and projects, and expect you to finish them in one night.
Your parents don't care if you're getting bullied, but once you get a bad grade they're on your ass about it. Don't worry, it'll all be over soon.
1. Teacher: Now class, your homework is pages 141-145, All problems. Oh, and you have a project due tomorrow.
2. Lunch today: Soupy Surprise
3. Kid: Mom, this kid at school is bullying me.
Mom: Just ignore him.
Later...
Mom: YOU GOT AN F?! YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR TWO WEEKS!
Kid: Damnit.
High schooler: Enjoying middle school?
Middle schooler: No.
High schooler: It'll be over soon enough.
MIDDLE SCHOOL - video
MIDDLE SCHOOL - what is it?
6th, 7th, and 8th grade. A low point in childhood. Guys are shorter than Girls, everyone looks and acts awkward.
6th graders: prepare for the worst 3 years of your life. Get used to cliques, drama, backstabbing, and total awkwardness.
7th graders: Sucks for you and your big ass pile of homework.
8th graders: Your the oldest, great! You really think you're the shit, don't you? You're not.
Populars: Make you feel like shit. They are prettier, richer, and skinnier than you. Travel in packs with their expensive phones and will take "adorable" photos of themselves laughing with their guy-friends in their tight jeans, UGGs, or booty shorts. Photos will later be posted on Facebook and aquire 50 likes from wannabes.
Jocks: Are the male counterpart of populars. Usually excel in baseball, basketball, and football. Tend to bully nerds. Also group up with the skateboarders and are usually in chorus. Always cocky.
Nerds: Will eat together. Some are borderline punks and goths who wear bright green skinny jeans and don't brush their teeth. Get A's, though.
Wannabes: Possibly the most annoying of the groups. Do things for "crazy hair day" in hopes of looking cute/getting attention. Girls actually dress in yoga pants on "National Yoga Pants" day and mimic whatever the populars do.
Normal People:
As long as you have real friends and steer clear of annoying people you may make it out unscathed. Nevermind, take it back. Nobody leaves Middle School unscathed.
8th Grader: "Hey, look at all those stupid sixth graders! Sucks for them, huh? We're so cool and mature because we're on top!"
7th Grader: "The eighth graders think their so cool now that their on top, and the sixth graders think their so cool their in middle school. Where do we fit in?"
6th Grader: "We deserve the best treatment because we're younger and smaller! At least we're no in elementary school anymore, though! We're so much older now!"
Teacher: "Stupid shits."
What does "MIDDLE SCHOOL" mean?
The crappiest place ever. The popular kids think they're better than everyone, and the popular guys tell you to shut up if you start to say anything that sounds like an insult to them, while they can say whatever they want to you. The popular girls are all whores who drink Starbucks and act like 16 year olds. That covers the popular kids, but there are other groups too.
Nerds: Smart kids that usually have glasses and are physically weak.
Bros: Usually popular kids, they are jerks who are obsessed with shoes.
Gossip girls: Usually popular, they bring Starbucks every day and talk about pointless crap.
Tough posers: Act like they're tough
Bullies: Bullies
Teacher's pet: Usually a girl, they are total suck-ups to the so-called teachers
Normal people: One of the largest groups, they usually won't fall into a category until high school.
There are more, too
The food is made of styrofoam and rubber, the teachers give you truckloads of work and information you will never need.
You social life will suck. Everyone will be "dating" which just means hanging out for all groups except the popular kids, who make out and stuff. Prepare for 2-4 years (it depends) of dealing with jerks, boatloads of work, and either being rejected when asking a girl out or being accepted and the reationship lasting 3 days. All in all, middle school is torture.
Middle school sucks. Like really badly.
MIDDLE SCHOOL - what does it mean?
Arguably the worst three years of any child's schooling. You feel like you're too old to be treated like a young child but you're treated like one anyway. Some students test the limits, and as such the entire student body is restricted even more. You slowly loose your freedoms one by one until you feel like you might as well be in preschool for all the independence you have.
Also, it is close to guaranteed that in at least one of your middle school years, close to all of your friends will dump you. You know back in fifth grade when you and your BFF 4 LYFE swore you'd stay friends all the way through FOREVER? Yeah. That pretty much all goes to shit the second you hit middle school. People grow apart or become popular wannabes or just move on to different people. It sucks. You'll make new friends though. Usually.
Organization is a HUGE deal in Middle School. Teachers are all over you all the time, making sure you have every binder, paper, and book in place. It's obnoxoius and invasive. You'll get used to it.
Fifth Grade Girl: OMG! I can't wait to go to middle school! I'm going to be all grown up and do whatever I want and my friends and I will be popular and all the boys will want to date us.
8th Graders: (trying to contain hysterical laughter) Mmhmm. Sure. Whatever you say.
MIDDLE SCHOOL - meaning
1. a place where poor kids are made fun of everyday
2. where kids have stupid relationships that last for 2 weeks
3. where kids are forced to go for 7 hours of the day
4. prep for high school
5. where most of the kids days are spent texting and spelling you like u
kiddo: i hate school
Mom: but it teaches you good value
kiddo:sureeee (kiddo thinks : i freaking hate middle school)
MIDDLE SCHOOL - definition
One of the worst places imaginable. Usually 6-8th grades,but some are 5-8th grades,others 7-8th grades. Lunches are overpriced. Whenever I pay a lunch fee,I normaly accumulate some new lunch debt the very same day. Some teachers are nice,and can talk to you about anything,others are mean and give you tons of homework that is due the next day. After this,you go to high school,which I hear is even worse. In middle school,there is a lot of drama,and fakes on every corner. Popular brands that the popular (see:fakes) kids wear is Hollister,Abercrombie And Fitch,and Aeropostale. Some people become emo,and people start labeling you. (see:label) Plus,there are a lot of tests that leave you tired and unhappy. Some boys get into fights to prove that they're tough,and girls (some) love gossip. Once people get into middle school,they think that they are mature,and that they're awesome,but they're not. Boyfriends last a week or less. Some lose elementary school friends,others make new ones. I can go on and on,but I think by now,you get my point.
Trevor (whom is is in fifth grade,about to go into middle school):"Yay! Middle school next year!"
Trevor (now in middle school):"Middle school sucks. Girls become idiots,boys are pervs,and I lost most of my elementary school friends. I don't really have any new friends,and everyone thinks I'm a loser because I try to get by."
MIDDLE SCHOOL - slang
Most pointless 3 years of life
You learn nothing useful in school, get more homework than high schoolers get, all the effort you put into anything doesn't count anyway.
You can get a 51% in every subject and it won't matter going into high school. Exams are pointless, everything about Middle School is pointless!!!
Your parents will freak on you if u get bad grades but grades dont ever matter until grade 12
You separate into cliques, and are that way until grade 12 (usually).
Everyone pretends to like all the new trends but they really dont care about them at all.
"Cant wait to get to high school and outta this place."-Middle Schooler
MIDDLE SCHOOL
Hell. Everyone is a bunch of poseurs and brats. They all try to make you conform and listen to the same stupid music thinking they're cool. They all have Middle School Relationships that aren't real or serious and last about a week.
You have either 7 or 8 classes that are usually on thee opposite sides of campus. You must run and risk looking like a loser to your next class within the time they give you to get to class. You may be three seconds late but you'll probably have a bitch for a teacher that marks you as late and gives you a detention.
You'll be constantly stressed and won't get a chance to relax after waking up at 6:00am and then go to school for 6 hours, go home and do your shit-load of homework and still be expected to get to school on time and get amazing grades after getting to bed at midnight.
Then your teachers demand a binder for each class so you look like a huge nerd with a fifty pound backpack that you must run to each class with. In classes, you are forced to learn stupid ass shit you'll never use again and must remember just long enough to pass standardized tests and if you get a bad grade, your parents will criticize you to the point of tears but they just can't sympathize with you. Have fun!
All that stuff on TV about middle school being fun? Lies. All the fun stuff that happens in books? Never happens.
My teacher gave me so much fucking math homework I had to pull an all-nighter and then got detention for falling asleep during class.
Popular kids pointed and laughed as I ran with my fifty pound backpack to my next class. Of course, they all looked cool in Hollister skirts and Jansport backpacks that were all empty.
I'm finally done with middle school. I don't remember anything I learned.
MIDDLE SCHOOL
An infamous poison that is known to mortally wound the innocence of any elementary schooler exposed to it over a period of 2-4 years. It became tragically popular throughout the western world during the 20th century, and now many of its victims can be observed, while others lie in the grave after their middle-school induced suicide.
Ingredients in this heinous concoction include: hormones, stress, tests, social awkwardness, bullies, questionably edible food, questionably sane practices, and distant teachers.
To prepare a dose of middle school, mix these ingredients to 300 degrees Fahrenheit in your local district until it takes the form of a large, dull-brick building.
There goes Rick. Poor child. Someone poisoned him with middle school, its like his happiness has rotted away.
MIDDLE SCHOOL
The fifth circle of hell. A grotesque wasteland where underqualified teachers and posers alike turn defenseless 12 year olds into vapid shells of their former selves--after about 3 years of this methodical torture these poor souls are to be shipped off to the ninth circle of hell, otherwise known as high school.
Dante: "And now we see the fifth circle of hell: note the messy black hair and Monster energy drinks."
seriously, middle school sucked