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What is Luke Skywalker?
He looks ugly because Mark Hamill (The dude who played Luke) was in a car accident after Star Wars episode IV: A New Hope. So, they had to do all sorts of reconstructive surgery on his face. But he was hot in the first movie.
So shut up.
Beth: Luke Skywalker is ugly!!!
Savannah: *Punchpunchpunch*
Luke Skywalker - video
Luke Skywalker - what is it?
The jedi that appealed most to Star Wars fans, because he was so geeky, just like them. I mean, if any other jedi was in Luke's possition when he found out Vader was his father, would they have screamed like a wussy?
Star Wars > all other movies forever.
What does "Luke Skywalker" mean?
The act of using a Glow in the Dark dildo on woman's asshole while, vagina fucking her in the doggy style position. After you jizz, you slap her in the face with your flacid penis and glow in the dark dildo as if they were lightsabers.
Man, my bitch said the Bermingham Booty Call wasn't enough, so I Luke Skywalkered dat face and she was speechless.
Luke Skywalker - what does it mean?
He is so Luke Skywalker
Luke Skywalker - meaning
The fleeting, but passionate, forbidden feeling of desire for one's sibling.
i.e. Luke Skywalker and Leia Organa
Luke Skywalker - definition
After sex you cum on the face of your partner then cut off their RIGHT hand while yelling, "I am your father!"
Man, I totally got to do the Luke Skywalker to this girl last night.
Did you have the Millenium Falcon ready?
Of course not.
Luke Skywalker - slang
Sex Move: While wearing a glow in the dark condom, take your dick out and slap the bitch in the face with your "lightsaber"
I'm gonna introduce britt to luke skywalker tonight, then maybe she'll learn her place
Luke Skywalker
The son of Anakin and Padmé Skywalker, also the brother of Leia Organa.
Born in 19 BBY, Obi-Wan's apprentice Anakin Skywalker had betrayed and eliminated every single Jedi under the new establishment of the Galactic Empire, along with his master Emperor Palpatine. After so many years being watched over by Obi-Wan, he decides its finally time for Luke to do his part in destroying the dominant Sith.
Throughout 0 BBY - 4 ABY, Luke Skywalker has played a major role in being the hero of the Rebel Alliance after the destruction of the first DEATH STAR. He was also trained furthermore about the ways of the force from Jedi Master Yoda and helped to restore peace and justice back to the galaxy by redeeming his father, Anakin.
Obi-Wan: Remember, the force will be with you...always.
Darth Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.
Luke Skywalker: He told me enough! He told me you killed him.
Darth Vader: No Luke, I am your father.
Luke Skywalker
HE IS THE BRAVEST MAN IN THE GALAXY, HE HAD THE GOOD IN HIM THAT TOLD HIM NOT TO KILL HIS EVIL FATHER, HE IS LUKE SKYWALKER
MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU LUKE SKYWALKER, MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU.
Luke Skywalker
The main hero in the original Star Wars. He lived on Tatooine until the day his uncle and aunt were killed by the Empire. He joined Ben Kenobi, Han Solo, Chewbacca, and the 2 droids C-3PO and R2-D2 on a quest against the empire and to become a jedi knight like his father was.
After rescuing Princess Leia and destroying Death Star, Luke makes his way to Yoda's home and learns the skills of the Jedi. However, he gets tricked into rescuing his friends and is lured by Darth Vader to join the dark side. In the lightsaber battle that followed, Luke loses an arm and learns that Darth Vader is his father.
Afterwards, he finishes up his lesson with Yoda also learns that Leia is his sister. He is then told to confront Vader one last time and in the battle that follows, Vader loses his arm and is relieved of his mask. Vader later dies and Luke returns back home.
Luke Skywalkers is a great jedi knight.