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What is Log ride?
Riding the log ride when a guy with down syndrome is riding directly behind you. Inevitably this causes the rider in front to slide into the down syndrome guy's lap, inadvertently causing the unfortunate rider to endure the ride with a mentally retarded erection in his back.
On New Year's Eve Batman cried as he was forced to endure a Knott's Log Ride.
Log ride - video
Log ride - what is it?
The Ohio log ride involves three people, the sex of the three people does not matter. The first person (the slide) gets down on their hands and knees and positions them self to where their buttocks is angled towards the ground to create the slide. The second person (the logger) then excretes a solid log of fecal matter on the the first persons upper-back. The third person (the hosier) then urinates on the back of the first person to allow the log of fecal matter to slide down their back and into the second persons mouth.
"Ohio" is used in the title because only people from Ohio would do this.
I hope I do well on my report card so my Dad will Ohio log ride with me and my sister.
What does "Log ride" mean?
A sex act, in which a sizable turd is fitted over the penis, to act as an extension. The feces-enhanced phallus is then used to penetrate a vagina, preferably resulting in severe infections.
Sally is such a freak! She let me give her a Saskatchewan log ride last night!
Log ride - what does it mean?
A Log Ride (sexual position) is when one person deficates (takes a shit) on another persons chest while in the sitting up position, then urinates (pisses) on them just above where they deficated. This reuslts in the feces (the shit, a.k.a. log) riding down the stream of urine (piss) to their stomache or further, much like a log going downstream.
"Chris said his wife let him give her a log ride the other night! That's were that stain on the carpet must have come from...."
Log ride - meaning
the act of passing feces into another's asshole, and having them return the favor. Can be repeated
We practiced the log ride for fifteen minutes.
Log ride - definition
Fucking a chick with a frozen piece of shit approximately 10.72 inches long and 2.44 inches in diameter.
I gave your mom a log ride last night. Then I beat the fuck out of her.
Log ride - slang
when a guy cums on someone's chest then shits on the jizz and watches it slide down.
damn she is sexy; she looks like she would enjoy the log ride.
Log ride
A true log ride is this:
First you take a huge shit
Then, while giving your bitch a swirly, you nail her in the ass
Nail her in the ass until she shits.
I gave that bitch a nasty ass log ride
Log ride
When a person takes a crap and the water from the toilet splashes up onto the buttocks. Thus, it is like a "log ride" at an amusement park in that the "log" goes down into the water and you get splashed.
"I didn't enjoy my last crap because I got a log ride."
Log ride
The extension of a blumpy where you are taking a shit with a girl sitting on your boner, having a great ride!!
Hey baby. Before I finish this shit, stop the blumpy and hop on board for a log ride!!!