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What is Lo Pan?Born in China (200 B.C.E.) and pressumed to be killed in San Francisco, CA (1986), Lo-Pan is THE ultimate manifestation of ass-kickering and pwnage. Once a great warrior, Lo-Pan was cursed with the curse of "No Flesh" by the First Sovereign Emperor Qin Shi Huang. Although Lo-Pan can be temporarily granted a decrepit body by supplication to the gods, in order to permanently break the curse and regain his human form, he must marry a woman with green eyes. Simply marrying her will please Ching Dai, the God of the East. But to satisfy the Emperor, he must sacrifice her. Lo-Pan = massive pwnage Lo Pan - videoLo Pan - what is it?The perpetuator of Ass Kicking "Lo PLan kicked my ass so hard, I'll never go back to China." |
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