What is Lindisfarne?

The site where, in 793, the Viking marauders from the Norselands sailed into a Christian holy land and kicked their asses with their axes made of coagulated goat blood and armor made of the hardened corpses of those they slaughtered. They brought a maelstrom ov evil and pissed all over the churches, and then took a shit on what bodies were left. It was trve kvlt.