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What is Light shows?

the cermonial dance of the negro jack-o-latern.

shazaam went to the celebratory african laser light show last night and moonwalked with some night smurfs.

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Light shows - video


Light shows - what is it?

A lewd light show is when you pull down your pants and lay on your back, with your exposed rear end in the air. then, break open a bunch of glow-sticks, and pour the neon ooze inside of them, onto and/or around your anus region (it is recommended to have people assisting). then when the time is right, or for those more talented, you must fart. thus, launching the neon colors into the air, creating a beautiful array of colors showering down on you and your friends.

Man 1: yo man, did you catch the halftime show last night?!
Man 2: nah i missed it, what happened?
Man 1: aww it was amazing! after hannah montana finished her last song she called 30 kids onstage!! then all the lights went dim and we couldn't really tell what was going on, when all of a sudden the most beautiful blossom of lights exploded from where the stage had been. it was the most amazing and only surprise lewd light show i've ever seen, i nearly wept.

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What does "Light shows" mean?

Glove light show

Started by Hermes
A recently new type of rave dance involving gloves and LED lights on the fingertips

Started around 2010-2011
More official today
Techniques such as finger rolling

Finger waves
Liquids
Tutting
Finger tutting
And conjuring are used a very hard art to master

People with epilepsy beware

Guy: do you know what a glove light show is?

Guy 2: yeah I watch them all the time from emazinglights!

Guy:man munch is so cool the conjuring is just the best

Guy 2: yeah glove light show all the way

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Light shows - what does it mean?

A term for a glorious penis (often seen in the lower regions of people who's name starts with "C")

It is said to have two elephant ears tattooed on the thighs to make it resemble an elephant.

There are also rumors of lights shooting out of it, thus giving it the name.

Girl 1: "I went and watched the laser light show last night."

Girl 2: "Oh yeah, I just went the other night... blew. my. mind."

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Light shows - meaning

An epic event where dildos are placed on a table. All lights are turned off and strobe lights are then flashed. This creates an epic atmosphere and just being in its presence is inspiring. The invention of genious Dustin Hayes of 5 Mac.

Hey, we're having a Dildo Light Show tonight, bring your sister's dildo.

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Light shows - definition

When two naked and drunken people wrap themselves in Christmas lights and terrorize the neighborhood on Christmas Eve.

We put on a Christmas light Show for every one in our neighborhood!

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Light shows - slang

n. the dazzling display put on by someone wearing a lot of expensive, well-cut, flashy jewelry...fondly known in the hip-hop community asbling.

"As long as the VS bling, look at that light show..."
~ 50 Cent

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Light shows

an amazing display of lightning, as in a lightning storm, usualy all over the sky.

Fantastic light show tonight.

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Light shows

A dance using glow sticks or micro lights usually performed at a rave or dance clubs.

"Whoa! Cech out the etards doing light shows."

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Light shows

Hand dancing with glow sticks. Usually done at a rave

People give you light shows when you are rolling. The colors get brighter and you get attracted to them.

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