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What is Larry Craig?
1. a closet homosexual Senator from Idaho who enjoys sex with random men in bathroom stalls.
2. accidently or intentionally dropping a piece of toilet paper and then reaching into another stall to grab it.
I was trying to read the sports page on the john just now and some asswipe larry craiged me.
Larry Craig - video
Larry Craig - what is it?
A self-proclaimed social conservative, a self-proclaimed Christian, the staunchly anti-gay Republican senator from Idaho who was arrested in June 2007 at the Minneapolis-St. Paul airport for soliciting sex from an undercover MALE police officer, in a BATHROOM stall. Check out the hilarious Washington Post article about the incident.
According to the police report, Craig spread his wobbly legs real wide, played footsie from under the stall partition and also stuck his liver-spotted left hand under the wall – clearly showing the wedding band on his ring finger – supposedly a result of his marriage to a female. Craig pleaded guilty to misdemeanor disorderly conduct but pleaded not guilty to soliciting sex from another person.
All in all, this is a case of another moral crusader who likes nothing more than a quick turd punch while he waits for a connecting flight. No reports as to why the good senator chose Minneapolis as the locale for his activities. After all, most of us use Amtrak restrooms for these frivolities. Adding to the humor of it all, the great crusader has stated that this is all a gross misunderstanding and that he simply has a very wide stance when he goes to the bathroom. That seems plausible to me, considering the copious amounts of conservative crap he drops on the senate floor and in the media. Anyone with that much shit in them needs to spread those legs really wide, to ensure a complete dumping of feces. Take a quick look at this dweeb's face. You know he loves to choke on a penis. The wonderful Christian was booked, fined, and sentenced to a year of probation. If I were him, I would violate the probation, in the hopes of being actually arrested, spending some time in jail, and increasing my odds of scoring some man-love – and then blame it all on a big, black, Bubba of a cellmate, a tactic not unfamiliar to Republican legislators - see Bob Allen. I hope these hypocrites finally come out of the closet and lead the next Pride Parade.
Larry Craig - a Republican windbag, a Christian politician who spews anti-gay venom, inspired by fucktards such as Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson but at the end of the day, they love nothing more than gagging on a beefy, deeply veined man stick.
I was in a public rest room yesterday and this big hefty guy groped my ass. he went all Larry Craig on me. I asked him if he was a Republican senator from Idaho!
Once in a while, advances made by gays can be flattering even to a straight male - but no one wants a Larry Craig around, especially when one is emptying ones bowels.
What does "Larry Craig" mean?
Denying ones homosexuality against all odds, the way Senator Larry Craig did after getting caught trying to get a bj in an airport.
Joe tried to Larry Craig us after we saw the rainbow flag hidden in his closet.
Larry Craig - what does it mean?
1. This is a verb meaning to sexually harass and or solicit sexual acts from a member of the same sex; or
2. A noun for a gay conservative Republican who solicits sexual acts from strangers in public restrooms.
When I was in the bathroom this dude tried to Larry Craig me. I was flattered but not interested.
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I was at the club, and this girl Larry-Craiged my girlfriend--that's the story of my first threesome.
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Dude, you are such a Larry Craig.
Larry Craig - meaning
Politically correct synonym for gay.
Jeff: Dude, I need a facial.
Jake: Dude, that's some Larry Craig shit.
Larry Craig - definition
1.) An obviously closeted homosexual Senator from Idaho
2.) A closeted Homosexual who still denies being gay after being caught red-handed doing gay things.
1.) Larry Craig, the Senator from Idaho, should just give up and admit he likes dudes.
2.) When Daniel was caught with homo-erotic drawings he drew, he went all Larry Craig and said that it was for an Art Class.
Larry Craig - slang
1 - A disgraced Idaho senator
2 - The act of extending one's legs under a toilet stall, in order to play footsies with the guy beside you, and denying you're homo.
3 - The act of solicting for cottaging acts.
Larry Craig denies he's gay.
Stop it Craig! You're making me horny and hard and I can't pee nor shit anymore!
Larry Craig's body language dictated the Minneapolis Police Officer who was going for a shit that he wanted to fuck him in the ass. Therefore he got arrested.
Larry Craig
A random sexual assignation in a public restroom. To get a Larry Craig, one must use the secret hand signal. Named after soon to be former Senator Larry Craig (R-Idaho), who was caught asking an undercover cop for a Larry Craig. Similar to a George Michael.
What's more fun than those coin-operated massage chairs at the airport? Why, getting a Larry Craig down at the men's room, of course..
Larry Craig
v. the act of denying one's homosexuality in impossible and unbelievable circumstances.
After we caught Matt watching dude porn, he tried to Larry Craig us by claiming he was doing a research paper.
Larry Craig
A gay Republican senator who has a wide stance when using the bathroom.
Bob: Did you hear what Larry Craig told the cops when he was accused of trying to solicit bathroom sex with an undercover officer in the adjacent stall?
Tom: No I didn't, what did he say?
Bob: He said he just has a "wide stance"
Tom: That's bullshit.