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What is Landmine?
A lesson at school where you haven't completed the homework and may be severely punished for it...
"Phew... just dodged a massive landmine on 2nd lesson"
Landmine - meme gif
Landmine - video
Landmine - what is it?
An old fashioned roomba, step on it and it'll clear everything within 50 ft.
Car drives over landmine. 50ft radius spotless
What does "Landmine" mean?
A landmine is similar to a "grenade" in meaning, as it refers to a SKINNY, ugly chick. This term was believed to be first said on the famous MTV reality show, "Jersey Shore" when Mike "The Situation" referred to a girl his friend bought home as a "landmine".
Mike: Dude! Vinny! That girl is a landmine!
Landmine - what does it mean?
a fart on an escalator or people mover that someone walks through unexpectedly.
I was on the escalator at the mall and was dragged through a landmine.
Similar to walking through someone crop dusting.
Landmine - meaning
A slightly attractive female coworker that if given the opportunity would use her vagina to get you and anyone nearby fired.
Dude, I wouldn't make too many T&A jokes around her she is a landmine.
Landmine - definition
a scenario in which someone leaves their baby batter on the floor of a communal shower such as in a dorm bathroom. this is then followed by someone using said shower and stepping in it while barefoot. hence a landmine.
i heard bobby went to take a shower and stepped in a landmine. hes gonna kill whoever did it
Landmine - slang
A woman who is easy to lay, but getting rid of her is very dangerous and difficult.
Be careful to not let her know where you live, she's a landmine.
Landmine
A lego
Guy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, I STEPPED ON A LANDMINE!
Girl: Dude, thats a lego. If it was a landmine, you'd be dead by now.
Guy: IT'S A FUCKING LEGO YOU SKINNY ASS LANDMINE
Landmine
A skinny ugly chick. This was referenced in the season 2 premiere of jersey shore.
Ronnie just hooked up with a landmine, then he did a grenade
Landmine
The thin version of a grenade.
Mike: Dude, these girls are fucking landmines!