Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Landline?

A landline Arkwood Man is a man that has made it to the top of his game in the transport industry,there is no where he won't go,nothing he won't cart or any hour of the day or day of the week he won't work. A truck driving fuckin legend usually found driving a Kenworth.

He handled that like a landline arkwood man would

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Landline - what is it?

When one defecates onto another's chest, then slamming one's hand into the feces making it explode.

"Why's the room covered in shit?"
"John gave Sera a vietnam landline last night."

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What does "Landline" mean?

The smoking of illegal substances in a phone booth, typically out of desperation. Usually performed in large cities such as Budapest.

"Dude, I am sick of walking around looking for a place to smoke, are you down for some landlining?"

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Landline - what does it mean?

adjective: a circumstance in which the user of a cell phone, dispossessed of the use of the cell phone for any reason, must resort to the use of a hard-wired communication device.

Once I saw "Technical issue: Return to place of purchase for repair" on my Blackberry screen, I knew I had been landlined.

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Landline - meaning

(n.)An individual's personal phone number. Excludes non personal telephone numbers, and social media messaging.

I want your landline so I can personally message you.

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Landline - definition

The opposite of a grenade launcher, but still is ugly.

The awkwardly skinny ugly chick in a group of hot girls.

Simailar to a grenade, but skinnier.

As mentioned on Jersey Shore by Pauly D.

Pauly D - Man, Ronnie is over here hooking up with grenades and landlines.

Guy - I had to take the landline last night, but I got a hot chick later, so it's cool.

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Landline - slang

A old ass phone. Something you dont want.ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE DIAL UP.

Who the fuck still uses a landline?

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Landline

(slang) Home telephone number in a rural area.

Our farm's landline is (334) xxx-xxxx.

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Landline

Least attractive person in a couple you hook up with in order to get to the most attractive one. Named after the landline that no one really wants in a cable company's "triple play" (internet + TV + landline). Can also be used as a verb.

It was obvious that the guy was clearly more into my boyfriend than into me, but I still went along with it. I was clearly landlined.
This chick was so hot but she wouldn't do anything without her husband, so I went ahead and got the landline.

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Landline

A telephone or other telecommunication device that is stationary and connects to the network via traditional wiring. Wiring can include old telephone lines and fiber optic wiring. Device usually plugs into a wall jack.

"Dude, my cell's not working. Can I borrow your landline?"

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