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What is Lad?
The lowest form of teenage rebellion. These wannabe thugs/ gangsters come from the mid- lower class streets of Sydney and are a growing epidemic. They are usually bogans who want some sort of social status besides being idiot junkies so they tend to wear silly clothing such as the popular footy shorts revealing unbearably hideous and unnecessary leg hairs. These goons do not take showers often and beware that most smell like shit. They are rejected from society and even in the rave scene (popular among these idiots). A great example of this rejection from the rave scene is powerhouse productions and their banning of all lads. (Great idea, Thankyou so much) Lastly, they are all shit cunts... any other real gang whether it be Asian, Wog, Indians even could fuck these skinny little shits up. Once again proving the point that these kids are the lowest form of life in Australia..
Lad/Adlays
"No Lads or Lad Clothing. Example - Stripped polo shirts or Skin Baseball caps.
Anyone wearing prohibited clothing inside the venue will be removed from the event." - PowerHouse Productions
Lad: " OI you asian kid, wanna faakn fight cunt?"
Asian kid: " What the fuck cunt? get the fuck out of here before i muay thai your ass back to redfern." *fight stance*
Lad: "FUCK YOU" *scared as shit.. runs away with the assistance of his little footy shorts and TNS*
Lad: " fuck you wog cunt brah eshays gimme ur fuckn money or ill shank u brahh." * pulls out little kitchen knife*
Wog guy: " WOT BRO? " *Pulls out handgun* " YEAH LETS GO CUZ"
Lad: *no chance to run... shot dead.*
Lad - meme gif
Lad - video
Lad - what is it?
A word made popular around Manchester by Richard Keane.
1. The traditional meaning of this term refers to a male human being, usually somebody who is quite young or younger than the person saying it such as a child.
2. Same as above but used in a derogatory way to put somebody in their place for talking to their superiors in a bad way.
3. Used as a sign of affection between two males addressing each other.
1. "Dorothy's lad's growing up fast."
2. "Don't give me cheek, lad."
3. "Alright lad?"
What does "Lad" mean?
A subculture of Australian youths who copied the CHAVS from the UK, They like to wear clothing such as Nautica,Nike,Adidas, Hoodies and wear white nike baseball caps peaked up,They like to hang out in shopping centres public parks drinking alcohol and taking drugs and harassing anyone who is smaller and weaker than them but run or back down as soon as you stand up back to them, So basically little men but big coats fit them
Normal Person 1:"Look at those idiots over there acting real hard because they're drinking liquor in the park and shouting out stuff at people"
Normal person 2: "Oh what do you expect look at them they're lads"
Lad 1 "Eh bra just got dis new push bike bra"
Lad 2 "Sik cun who'd ya roll for that"
Lad 1 "Sum lil 10 year old he even cried for his mummy"
Lad - what does it mean?
Australian young boys that travel normally in packs. They always wear sport brands such as Nautica, Addidas, Puma.. etc and have the baseball caps done up tight and tilted up at the front. However the most prominent feature is their Rat tails. Usually plaited at the back of their head or the side.
They have prominent accents (differnt from normal aussies) like:
"Yeeeah Bruuuh!" (with a horrible nasal voice) and smoke dorries ("rollies" which are roll it yourself ciggarettes), particularly WhiteOx.
They speak in pig latin and their greeting call is:
“Eshayzz Bruhh!” Meaning “Hello, How are you?”
They graffiti ("tag" or "graph") They normally have a ridiculus four letter word, normally an odd collection of letters to avoid disputes with other “lads” over the same “tag”. They also tag their “CREW” names, which is normally a three letter representation of a three worded crew. Eg: “HSL” would stand for “Harsh Sydney Lads”. Their crew is a member of trusted friends that go out together and “graph up” places illegally and run from the cops. They also make illegal videos and sell them through secret illegal blackmarket shops normally registered as selling something else.
They drink Goon (cheap wine) and normally have a "Goon Sack" wine in the silver bag that is normally inside a box of wine.
Their preferred type of music is hard-core techno. Think Dj Neophyte and Dj Caffeine. They have a special type of dance that goes with it called:
1) Gabber
2) Jumpstyle
Gabber, is usually done by moving the feet back wards in a moon-walk like fashion while simulating punching the ground infront of you alternately with their hands. They will usually nod their heads in time with the beat, trying to be hardcore.
Jumpstyle, is usually done by jumping up and down alternately twisting and kicking in different directions.
A female version is called a "LASS"
Person #1: Hello
Lad #1: Eshayz Bruh!
Person #1: What did you do last night?
Lad #1: Gone out for a ain-pay bruh! graphed up tha traino at rivo bruh! Got on the goon sack to, fuckin' yeeeea bruh!
TRANSLATION: "I went out graffitying a trainstation at Riverstone. I also got pissed on cheap wine. Yes, brother."
PERSON #1: Ok
Lad - meaning
Its Australian term which means a boy at highschool who thinks they are really cool but the only people who think they are cool are other lads.
They generally wear white or blue polo hats with the bill popped up and Polo shirts with the collar up.
Dude 1: dude check out that lad, fuck look at him he thinks he's so cool.
Dude 2: Cha!
Lad - definition
Slang term for those Australian gangsters who they own the world. Easily recognisable by their fair skin, WHITE nike dri-fit hats (thats a must), polo ralph lauren, nautica, tommy hilfiger tshirts or sometimes nike tshirts. They also have those stupid baggy Everlast hoodies. They wear Nike shorts or tracksuit pants and pimp themselves up by wearing Adidas Bounce, or Nike Tunez shoes.
Lad 1: Oh yeah bra, lets bash up someone bra! Oh yeah, you like my new dri fit bra?
Lad 2: Fuck yeah! You're real lad bra!
Lad - slang
A young Australian man/boy, generally between the ages of 12 and 25, who, due to a lack of any real parenting or discipline, lack the social aptitude for any real friendly connection or meaningful relationships.
As they find it difficult to attract real people these individuals gather in large groups and prey on the small and the weak in an attempt to hide their inherent fear of their own weakness.
Easily distinguishable by their nautica, saucony, and other sporting brand clothing (ironic in that even the healthiest lad pulls enough cones and smokes enough cigarettes that even light exercise such as running from police and beating down 8 year olds with their mates tires them out); not to mention various other ridiculous clothing and hair choices such as the famed nike TN's, which take many dole payments to acquire, the nautica white cap, and, worst of all, the rats tail, which has in actual fact been proven to cause severe mental disability.
the lads female counterparts, known as "lasses" (luminary I know), are generally very similar to lads in the respect that their parents mistakes create a girl who, with no self respect or ability, allow these lads (many at the same time), to stick them with their miniscule, unprotected excuses for penis's.
this in turn creates a new generation who, with their teen parents unable to provide them with even the most basic education in any academic or moral sense, turn into even worse versions of the preceding generation.
this is a vicious cycle as this causes a rapid degeneration of social behaviour in sydneys western suburbs.
As already mentioned, lads are known to roam in large groups and single out those who they sense are weaker then they are (with 10 of their mates), this list of weaker people involves women (though in many cases they still get their asses kicked), elderly people (who still can sometimes successfully fight back), children (same goes), and the mentally and physically handicapped (im sure you can guess what this caption alludes to by now =P).
They can usually be found in three places, namely any train station, as this proximity to transportation allows them to mobilize to other towns for parties or gang bash/rapes, on the trains themselves, where they amuse themselves by playing rave music on their phones, attempting to pick up, and tagging, and finally, at every damn party i seem to go to, where they insist on fighting everyone.
it is unknown from whence the lads originated, however, in a few short years they have spread from the western suburbs of sydney to lithgow in the upper blue mountains. if this trend continues it could turn into a countrywide epidemic of massive proportions, but as soon as the NSW government passes laws legitimizing their eradication as vermin the issue will be quickly resolved.
Or so we can only hope.
words cannot describe just how massively lads fail
Lad
A few things that describes 'Ladism' in Australia:
Nautica, Polo, Canterbury, CCC, Saucony, Nike-Fit/Dri-Fit, Nike TN, Champion, Everlast, Adidas, Puma, Lonsdale London, Pills, Winfield Blues, Marijuana, Graffiti, Raves, Gabber, Alcohol, Fighting, Crews (example: ALK - All Line Killers), Bumbag, In-Sport, Spitting, Acting Hard, Town Hall, Maccas, Shopping Centres, Pig-Latin, Eshays, Hardstyle, Rap
Lad 1: Wanna come for a sesh?
Lad 2: Fucken oath brah, eshays adlays.
Lad
A British & Irish word used to describe a male aged between 9-30 years old or depending what way you use the word it can also be from 0-9 years old
"Where having a lads night this friday you up for it?"
"Those young lads are up to mischiff"
"My wife just gave birth to a wee lad"
Lad
In Britain (there's already loads for definations for the way Australians use this word), this word generally means a young male. However in modern Britain this word has come to mean someone who engages in typical testosterone-driven behaviour such as drinking, sport and having a laugh with mates, sometimes harmless, sometimes obnoxious or even worse antisocial. There was once the phrase "Jack-the-Lad" (a rogue), "laddie" has long been part of the Scottish dialect, and in the 90s something called "Lad-culture" arose, where the aforementioned behaviour was celebrated. Girls who behaved in a similar way were called "Laddettes". There is also the adjective "laddish".
This young lad was killed in a bike accident recently
He's one of the lads, they love their football
On Friday nights the town centre's full of young lads getting drunk