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What is Kung-Fu Jesus?
Kung Fu Jesus- Christmas from someone that doesn't celebrate. Modern form of xmas which was used by Jewish people that would not verbally proclaim Jesus as the Christ.
Happy Kung Fu Jesus to all my Christian friends.
Kung-Fu Jesus - video
Kung-Fu Jesus - what is it?
A term for Aang, a character in Avatar: The Last Airbender who is an Eastern Messiah of sorts. Being the Avatar, he is the bridge between the Spirit World and the Human World and the only hope for the salvation of humankind. He is able to manipulate all the elements using bending, which consists of magic blended with Eastern martial art styles, most notably Kung Fu.
The term was coined by GanXingba, a Youtube Artist who has created a parody series of Avatar: The Last Airbender called Avatar: The Abridged Series.
Kung Fu Action Jesus! He's fightin' the bad guys, and makin' em pay, with magic Kung Fu he'll save the day! It's Kung Fu Action Jesus!
What does "Kung-Fu Jesus" mean?
Some people in Alabama who are crazy and learn karate for Jesus. They are Pentecostal Crazies and speak in tongues. It's like Karate For Christ or something. It's freaky in a bad bad way.
onlooker#1: Dude, they just beat the shit out of that Hindu.
onlooker#2: Yeah, it's those crazy guys that do kung-fu for Jesus.
Kung-Fu Jesus - what does it mean?
Some people in Alabama who are crazy and learn karate for Jesus. They are Pentecostal Crazies and speak in tongues. It's like Karate For Christ or something. It's freaky in a bad bad way.
onlooker#1: Dude, they just beat the shit out of that Hindu.
onlooker#2: Yeah, it's those crazy guys that do kung-fu for Jesus.
Kung-Fu Jesus - meaning
These are the two accounts that Stuart Harling used to create definitions here on UrbanDictionary. UrbanDictionary Jews, I’m talking to you.
Yes, I did know this guy. He stabbed a nurse Cheryl Moss 72 times, murdering her. I didn’t know anything about him doing anything like trying to become a serial killer or anything. He was just a net acquaintance. He made definitions here on UrbanDictionary. (Stuart Harling)
Gumba Gumba and Kung-Fu Jesus
Kung-Fu Jesus - definition
I heard you and that Kung-fu Jesus mothafucka got a problem.
Kung-Fu Jesus - slang
A bloody wanker, who everybody hates
Everybody hates Kung-Fu jesus