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What is Kobayashi's?
The record holder for Nathan's Famous frankfurter eating contest. Annually held on July 4th at Coney Island, New York.
Krazy Motha Fuccka who ate 50 & 1/2 hotdogs in 12 minutes DOUBLING the previous record of 25 dogs by Kazutoyo Arai
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Kobayashi's - what is it?
A no-win situation caused by a set of rules that can only be won by changing the rules, in effect, cheating. This term comes from the name of a small ship in distress in a scenario shown in a Star Trek movie. According to the film, the scenario is featured in a training simulator for students attempting to become ship's captains. They receive a distress signal from the Kobayashi Maru and can either attempt to rescue it and be destroyed by enemy forces or leave it and let it be destroyed. James T. Kirk, according to the film, is the only person to have won the scenario--by reprogramming the simulator. Kobayashi Maru, loosely translated, means "Little wooden ship."
Someone experiencing a Kobayashi Maru can be said to be between a rock and a hard place.
What does "Kobayashi's" mean?
The art of putting into ones mouth, usually at speed and with excited furor, items which are shaped like or resemble a penis - such as Hot Dog, Banana or actual cock.
"My ex-boyfriend Tony loved to give me oral. He'd put my cock in his mouth like Kobayashi!"
"Dude, did you see Grant at the game last week with that hot dog?"
"Yeah man, it didn't stand a chance with him. Like fuckin' Kobayashi!"
Kobayashi's - what does it mean?
A road in Webster, Texas that runs parallel to I-45, crosses Nasa Rd. 1, and connects to Medical Center Boulevard.
A handy dandy short-cut.
Driver #1: So take I-45?
Driver #2: No dumbfuck- take Kobayashi and avoid the hellacious parking lot that is I-45.
Kobayashi's - meaning
Folding your penis in half to place in a girls vagina when you've been drinking to the point that your unable to get a hard on while hooking up with a girl.
Man I was so drunk last nite when hooking up, that i had to Kobayashi that girl.
Kobayashi's - definition
(v.) To shove a tremendous amount of wieners in one's mouth and, subsequently, down one's throat; an oral gangbang.
"Angela's mouth and throat swelled grotesquely when she Kobayashied every penis in the Pharmacy Department."
"I was astonished when Angela had Kobayashied the entire football team's musty wieners prior to the prep rally."
Kobayashi's - slang
To consume large amounts of food in a short period of time.
(Koboyashi is the last name of world-famous eating champion)
Damn dude, you sure went kobayashi on that pizza!
Kobayashi's
(v.) To shove a tremendous amount of wieners in one's mouth and down one's throat subsequently; an oral gangbang.
"Angela's mouth and throat swelled grotesquely when she Kobayashied every penis in the Pharmacy Department."
"I was astonished when Angela had Kobayashied the entire UGA football team's musty wieners prior to the prep rally."
Kobayashi's
Small forest.
Or top of their field. And 9th top Japanese surname
Tiger woods is the kobayashi of golf
Kobayashi's
the top in a field; an ultimate champion; refers to the competitive hot dog eating champion from Japan
Tiger Woods is the Kobayashi of golf.
Howard Stern is the Kobayashi of radio.
Mel Gibson is the Kobayashi of jew haters.
McDonalds is the Kobayashi of fast food.
Paris Hilton is the Kobayashi of annoying rich sluts