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What is Kingwood?
The worst, most God-awful place in which i have ever resided. The school here is fake. Money is everything. The social perameters of this area north of Humble, Tx, is one where money will get you everywhere you need to go. Your parents will make sure you're the best at whatever you do. Money here, as opposed to real talent, is what determines teams, rank, and your highschool career. The people here are full of arrogance, betrayals, ignorant mentalities, and the seeming addiction to "MTV". The students at KHS are very pompous, fake, and highly sexually active. The problems of "bunch of stupid rich kids having nothing else to do" leads to high amounts of drinking, drugs, and sexual behavior. The teen society out there, in all means, is the most retarded, drama loving, hypocritical, attention whores you will ever encounter. Nobody has any true intellect, and friendships that are real are scarce aside from the select few. The HS out there will soon be cut into 2 schools: Kingwood Park and Kingwood High. Basically: rich KHS vs poor KPHS. The athletic aspect of the highschool is one of highly focused, but rarely successful, teams. The football team is a mockery to all that is the game. The rest of the sports exist merely as pawns of which the teams are decided upon "Who can afford it". Granted they do win in basketball, but again, when you have enough collective money, even victory can be bought. The educational standards of Kingwood are, in all sense, a failure to the State of Texas. The only priority anyone has is "pass the TAKS" test. Aside from that, you learn nothing except how to throw a pencil into the cieling tiles. The neighborhoods are comprised of many villages, all of which are inhabitated by arrogant fools who see their location and livelyhood as the center of all creation. If the ancient capital of Rome could be scaled down as far as ignorance and social caste systems goes, it would exist somewhat like Kingwood. It is only a matter of time before the "barbarians" overrun this hellhold and falsity of a "town". These barbarians will probably be Katrina victims. Upon traveling to Kingwood, it is advisable you bring a mask and a roll of toilet paper. The mask is so you can try to prevent breathing in the egotistical aroma that festers from its citizens, and the toilet paper incase you do happen to breath in the attitude of the inhabitants. that way, when you finally pry your head from your ass, you can atleast clean it off. Never in all my life have i encountered such a region of false, egotistical, hypocritical, god-complex people. Its amazing really, that this town simply hasnt had a civil war based on the grounds of "my daddy makes more than your daddy".
Also known as the Bubble and the Livable Forest. The Bubble for the reason that when you are in Kingwood, you are blind to logic, the real world, and anything and everything besides what gossip you hear in the halls. Its known the Livable Forest because these retards live in the middle of a forest. Yet... they complain when trees fall through their houses. The people get egged here quite frequently, and always feel the need to complain about it at the Country Club.
"I'm from Kingwood, so naturally I'm better than you"
and
"Black people are real?"
"When Enron fell it was hilarious to see all the rich people who then lived in apartments!"
Kingwood - meme gif
Kingwood - video
Kingwood - what is it?
the bubble that you cant escape...
by living here you wouldnt think this is the center of the earth (kingwood TX)
Did you hear about that kid from Kingwood
What does "Kingwood" mean?
A large suburb of Houston, Texas. Consists mainly of fags, especially the kind that live and breath Abercrombie, Hollister and Gap. Most of the people that don't fall into the above category are druggies/alcoholics. The real story for anyone bothering to read this is most likely Kingwood Highschool. Its a huge, overpopulated, and extremely over competitive school where most sports teams are somehow decent, with the exception of Football which needs to learn how to throw a fucking pass. Most students at KHS (Kingwood Highschool) fall into one of three general categories, the kids who take school way too seriously, the kids who don't give a shit about school, and the kids who don't have to do great in school but still try anyways because they realize an education is the only way to escape from "the bubble". Kingwood is referred to as "the bubble" largely because the kids here live very sheltered lives, have almost no clue whats REALLY going on in the world, and in reality probably don't care anyways. Also known as "the smokeable forest" because of the large druggie population which can't handle the fact that Kingwood is less exciting than a pile of shit, and try to make it more so with drugs/alcohol. It is true that alot of people in Kingwood have more money than they need, and there are alot of rich fags here. But don't be fooled, amidst all the people desperately trying to fit into one of the many cliques KHS has to offer, there are still some people here who have some depth to their personality, who do care whats happening in the world (especially those with family in the military, rock on =D), and who you might actually want to talk to. These are generally the more laid back kids, who don't have to do drugs and other crap to entertain themselves, who try in school, but don't freak out over it any more than is necessary, and who don't wear what they wear to "be cool" or to "fit in" but because its actually an expression of their own personality and not just some mask they use to fool people into thinking their stylish or some crap like that. Should you be unfortunate enough to move here, you should probably seek out this small group of real people before you get swallowed up by the innumerable amounts of drones.
Fag Kid: "Look at my new shirt that has 'Hollister' goin down the side! I must look pretty damn sexy, im gonna have more chicks than the rap star I idolize! Maybe i'll even get laid if I smoke some weed first to make myself even cooler!"
Other Kid: "What the fuck? I must be in Kingwood ...SHIT!"
Kingwood - what does it mean?
A suburb of Houston, Texas. It is a town that started small and quickly grew to an overpopulated hell hole. It is drug infested, and run by people with more money then they know what to do with. The middle class people who can't afford the name brands are kicked off the the curb and shunned from any social group.
Kingwood is a hellhole
Kingwood - meaning
A sub-city within the the city limits of Houston, Texas, Kingwood is a largely rich town filled with mainly two types of kids. The first type have parents that either work too much or just don't care enough to truly be the parents of their own children. Thus the parents try to be a friend instead of a parent and the kids do whatever they want even to the extent of drugs, sex, and alcohol. The second type of kids have parents who you might say are living through their children, pushing them to be better than perfect in everything.
Kingwood High School, Soon to break into a second high school to be called Kingwood Park High School, is filled with a large majority of kids that watch too much MTV and desire to "be ghetto" for the scandleous social popularity that is attributed to Rappers, Pimps and those involved in the Rap, R&B/soul sections of the music industry. The large majorty of the kids have no idea what "ghetto" is and would not survive 24 hours in a borough like Brooklyn, NY because of their attitude and the way they run their mouths.
Sadly a large majority of the other entries also depict the sad truth about Kingwood, Texas and its youth.
Kingwood - definition
A small suburban town near Houston, Texas with an insanely competitive school in terms of academics and athletics. Kingwood High School is amazing at all sports except football. Kingwood High School's rival is Humble High School. Although people say there is nothing to do, Houston is actually close by, so many activities take place there. There are many churches in Kingwood, as well as many church activities. On the contrary, there are alot of druggies, as of everywhere else in the US.
synonyms: the bubble, K-town, K-hood, K-wood
antonyms: Humble (the city)
Kingwood Resident: Hello, I am from Kingwood
Humble Resident: HEEEELLL NAW. Im from Humble, Bitch!
Kingwood Resident: Oh, shit.
Kingwood - slang
A suburb of Houston, TX. The highschool is overly competitive. Many adolescent and teenage inhabitants are mindless drones who follow their parents' beiliefs (political, religious, and otherwise) without question. Sometimes refered to as "The Livable Forest". Teenage citizens of Kingwood often do too many drugs and drink too much alcohol because there's nothing else to do with their time and superfluous amounts of money that they didn't earn.
I'm, like, totally from Kingwood. Wanna play with my titties? How 'bout I suck your dick? K!
Kingwood
A city north of Houston. People think it's the snobbiest city in the US, but that only describes some of the people living there. There are actually some great people there who are willing to work hard, but yeah, there are some stuck-up people there, but hey, they're everywhere. Also referred to as "the Bubble" because some kids there have no idea what's going on outside of Kingwood. Overall, not too of a bad place to live, and not NEARLY as bad as the Woodlands. If you ever consider living there, make sure you watch the news or something.
1-"Hey, I have a friend from Kingwood coming over today."
2-"Whoa, I bet he's a jerk."
1-"Actually, he's pretty decent."
2-"Oh."
Kingwood
Suburb of Houston, Tx.
see Disturbia
Quite possibly the strangest place on earth. Full of slutty teenage girls and immature fratboys-in-training, who have been raised by their soccer mom type parents to think that the world can't go on without their presence. Kingwood is also made up of kids who have convinced themselves that they're hard-ass-thugs and that Kingwood is a ghetto just because they smoke weed during off-season football and listen to "Hardcore-Rap" (Nelly and Bow Wow) on their way to Tennis Practice.
Weed, drugs, sex, and self-mutilation are all too common in Kingwood-everyone knows how prominent they are, but god forbid you talk about it.
Seldom people in Kingwood have any sense of individual style. The majority are Abercrombie Poster-Models and Scene kids who think they're being original and unique by dressing like 100,000 other people
While the people in surrounding towns see Kingwood as snobby and rich, very few people in Kingwood actually make more then $100,000 a year.
The people of Kingwood think they're rich because they sold their house in California or Arizona for more then it was worth, bought a house in Kingwood for a cheap price, bought a boat they never use, and got a job at Administaff.
There isn't much to do in Kingwood. Unless you enjoy walking your dog or hanging out at CVS, you're screwed unless you have a car and can drive to Humble.
Despite the fact that it resembles a crackhead-version of The Stepford Wives, Kingwood has it's upsides. There's actually some pretty cool people here (who also realize that Kingwood is a lie).
Life in Kingwood seems endless at times, but it can seem easier if you remind yourself that one day you'll escape and venture into the real world-leaving behind people like Bryce, Matt, Ashley, and Emily who were above-all in high school, but will end up working in a cubicle after they pay their way through college.
kingwood is not a good place-it's full of lies, hate, racism, backstabbing, boredom, and soccer moms-but it's surviveable.
Kingwood is like a ditch-it's hard to get out of, but it's possible-whether you want to or not is a different story
Kingwood
Where, when you're in high school, it's easier to obtain weed than alcohol.
Marijuana is quite popular in Kingwood, and they still own other schools in academics. Go figure.