Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Kidney?

n.
an extremely large penis (ecpecially in length), that could potentially scrape the kidneys.

Wow! I mean, I've seen some big cocks, but that thing really is a kidney scraper!

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Kidney - what is it?

One Kidney Is A Insult And Rude Humour Insult To A UK Drill Rapper Named Dezzie. Dezzie Is From OFB Gang Which Beefs TPL And Others,TPL Had Shot Dezzie's Kidney,Ambulance had rushed to the scene and made Dezzie OK.

"Yo You Listen To Dat Man's Music" "Ye Fam Its COLD & FIRE" "Ye right One kidney got caught lacking "

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What does "Kidney" mean?

When person (A)gets stabbed in the lower back by person (B), creating a new oriface for person (B) to insert his male sex organ. Person (B) will then slide his male sex organ in and out of the wound, rubbing against person (A)'s kidney tissue. This is often not, if ever, a mutual sex act. Therefor it is called "kidney rape"

I better get this wound in my lower back stitched closed before I become a victim of kidney rape.

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Kidney - what does it mean?

The male sexual organ.

When encouraged to the necessary length, the aforementioned organ can be used for wiping the kidneys of any game bird*, preferably up the jacksie.

*Please note: game bird means a girl who is up for it, not a pheasant or moorhen.

'Hey darling, fancy sitting on my kidney-wiper?'

'I wouldn't mind wiping her kidneys!'

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Kidney - meaning

A Douglas Adams original, was used multiple times in his book "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". Usually (but not necessarily) following "a load of", dingo's kidneys means rubbish, bollucks, crap or bullshit.

Seriously? I have to give an example in a sentence? I can't just leave it blank? WTF?! That's a load of dingo's kidneys!

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Kidney - definition

as an athlete can suffer a blown shoulder or a blown knee, a competitive drinker can suffer damage to their kidneys, resulting in said kidney being " blown " out

Ezekiel : Where have you been ?

Malachi : I participated in the 11 day Drinkathon sponsored by Hezekiahs Porno Dungeon and I suffered a blown kidney on day 9. I've been recuperating at the Anheiser Busch treatment center.

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Kidney - slang

a type of space cadet, usually Canadian that always daydreams and spazzes profusely; more formally known as sydney, but not the city in australia.

"she so pulled a kidney yesterday."

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Kidney

tha brain, intelligence

yo man, that nigga got a hell lotta kidneys.

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Kidney

Slang word from London used to describe something good or great. Similar effect to 'sick' or 'boss'

Mate, that was such a kidney night

This is track is so kidney

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Kidney

a younger version of Adult knees

the little bastard kept falling on his kidneys.

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