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What is Kermit?

Def. 1-
A beloved and classic Muppet. One of the most recognizable Muppets, Kermit is a pea green, frog puppet. He is known for his long, dangly arms and his relationship with Miss Piggy. Portrayed by Jim Henson, Steve Whitmire, Victor Yerrid.

Def. 2-

Jenna Marbles' first dog. Kermit is an Italian Greyhound and is known for his cameos in Jenna's videos, his Jenna proclaimed appearance similar to that of a rat, his love for chicken and his starring role in the video, "How to care for your Cermet."

Kermit is most known for his starring role in "How to care for your Cermet", a video by Jenna Marbles after being asked by a commenter on Youtube if Kermit was going to grow and misspelling his name.

Random Youtube Commenter: "Is Cermet going to grow?"

Jenna Marbles: "How does your an Cermet grow? Your an Cermet needs lots of chikain, or else it will not grow. Be sure to keep your an Cermet in a Hot Bed, on a Hot Bed, in a Hot House, in a Hot Climate. If you want your an Cermet to grow, be sure to water your an Cermet multiple times per day. Cermets should get plenty of water but, should never be submerged becuz Cermets can not swim, thatz two much watair. If you follow these instructions, your Cermet will grow...just kidding, it is full grown."

Random Youtube Commenter: "Um...whats Marbles?"

Jenna Marbles: " Marpel is an small, angry Cermet. And Paesh is a female Cermet. And Cermet is just a Cermet."

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Kermit - meme gif

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Kermit - video


Kermit - what is it?

A very nice and good looking party animal. also known to be very great in bed. meant as a compliment

look at that kermit over there!

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What does "Kermit" mean?

Definition 1: When something stupid happens in your life and you wanna escape it.

Definition 2 : When something bad occurs in your life,and you wanna die but not literally.

Definition 3: A term used by spam accounts.

I lost my tickets to the travis scott concert im gonna kermit!!!!!!

Creator: Aye.Clexo & zozo_bear_

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Kermit - what does it mean?

The reincarnation of jebus
"Why are there so many songs about rainbows and whats on the other side." said by Kermit.

Wow Kermit is so good at singing

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Kermit - meaning

An abnormally skinny guy who, much like Kermit the Frog, dates fat chicks (like Miss Piggy).

"Check out that kermit with his girlfriend, I bet she crushes him when shes on top."

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Kermit - definition

A amusing charecter that is green and is really cool. Loves πŸ₯

Kermit is gay

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Kermit - slang

The savior of all life; once every full moon a animal or human sacrifice must be made to him by holding the sacrifice in the middle of a circular room while someone runs around yelling their praises to him

β€œOh dear lord Kermit we give our thanks for this meal”

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Kermit

A mexican frog who always wears a sombrero and talks in the worst accent I've ever heard in my life. He has a best friend named seΓ±or Oso who has brown fur also wears a sombrero.

Kermit and Oso go out friday nights and gets back at 7 am.

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Kermit

The legendary but also older than your grandma puppet-on-a-string frog who is often found drinking some Lipton tea and killing himself

Bystander: OMG Kermit's finna jump off that skyscraper!

Bystander 2: Again?

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Kermit

Another word for committing suicide

If you are trying to find a more subtle way to announce your future death or simply a cry for help try using this word in front of your teachers and colleagues.

I’m kermitting sewersuade.

I’m gonna Kermit and blame the school system.

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