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What is K-Dog?Person " You know K-Dog? He sold me a Skittles pack." K-Dog - meme gifK-Dog - videoK-Dog - what is it?βBro I caught k dog stalking j boogs insta the other dayπ€«π€«β What does "K-Dog" mean?K-dog ( is a nickname that refers to a david kostal, the author of TOTAL DOMINATION. He can be found teaching 'science' - or as I like to call it, witchcraft, in the northbrook junior high school. IThis god-like man emerged from the ancient celestial heavens on a blazing chariot powered by teenage hormones and sleep deprivation. He will not rest until his students succeed. He hasn't slept in years. you thought Santa delivers presents to children on Christmas, youβre wrong, Mr. Kostal delivers the presents. If you thought that it takes a miracle for a candle to stay lit for 8 days, youβre wrong, it takes a David Kostal to keep a candle lit for 8 days. David Kostal is the miracle. Kostal spent 5 years on an island off the coast of Mexico learning an ancient form of karate. He is the sole inspiration for all anime ever created and invented k-pop as well. Using his master karate , he once broke the internet while performing the prestigious art of T-Posing, which is the topic of his book Total Domination; David Kostal's life story. Some of his hobbies include collecting Zero Sugar Pepsi cans, growing Watermelon, and cleaning up the messes his students make. Person #1: OMG ITS MY DAD K-DOG! K-DOG THE SCIENCE GOD YESSS!!! K-Dog - what does it mean?In order for this sexual move to occur, the man must be in the presence of a chica, a woman, named Rachel. This lady can be a "whore", "slut", "skank", or even a "friend" but she has to be conscious. The maneuver entails the women to be strapped down or locked in a cage; preferable to the man. The chica is fucked in the ears repeatedly. Adam gave Rachel a 10 hour Reverse K-dog. It made headlines in the community, and she was quoted saying it was the orgasm of her life. K-Dog - meaningAn asshole, mainly of the canine variety. Often seen committing random acts of fuckery. Acts hood, but is really a pussy. Scared of vacuums, Swiffers, and other small household appliances. That asshole K-dog ate the crunchy bits off of my Chic-Fil-A biscuit! What an asshole! K-Dog - definitionan asshole that has sex with sluts while dating you dude, k slept with a while he was dating her! he pulled a total k dog! K-Dog - slanga rang cunt who rolls eshays with hand sanitiser k dog is black K-DogA mine sniffing dolphin who works for the Navy. A dolphin with a stupid camera on it's fin who looks for mines. That K-dog can sure find mines! K-Dogverb - to eat out a girl for an extended period of time Guy #1: Man i was k-dogging this bitch for hours!!!! She was loving every second of it K-DogA straight up gangsta chick from Bowie Texas. Yo, K-Dog eats peanut butter and bananas for breakfast. |
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