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What is Jubbing?
21st century answer to the Job. JOB is actually an acronym for "Just Over Broke". JUB is also an acronym... "Just Under Broke"
In the last century, most of the working class had jobs and barely broke even after everything was said and done.
In this century, increasingly fewer people are employed and those hapless few that actually escape the unemployment roll after several months of living in destitute poverty will find that they all have Jubs... working like slaves in horrible working conditions doing menial drone work... still living in destitute povery... not breaking even. Welcome to 21st Century America... Get used to it... Now, get back to work!
Man on street: Hey buddy, can ya spare some change for a guy down on his luck?
Man hastily walking down sidewalk: Hey, ya lazy bum... get a Jub! Oh, sorry I didn't recognize you. Didn't I used to work for you at XYZ company? Jeez... you look like a wreck!
Man on street: Geez! Thanks for noticing. I do have a Jub. XYZ company just hired me back at 1/4 pay three months ago after laying me off a year and a half ago.
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Jubbing - what is it?
Verb: To short a stock by accident only to find out that one must file for bankruptcy once said stock rises.
EUA: Did you see that the progress we have made led to the share price rising? I hear you bet against us. Looks like you just got Jubbed!
What does "Jubbing" mean?
A sugar coated gelatine candy in fruity flavors, popular in Trinidad
Jubbing - what does it mean?
A large, violent monkey with a disposition for smelling horribly. Can be found in the wild or in Vervain Street
"The large Jub Jub attempted to hump the Jew"
Jubbing - meaning
An annoying name that some girls give their boyfriends. This is common when the man has a large dick and/or ballsack because Jub Jub itself sounds sexual.
(Dave to Jessica) See ya later !
(Jessica to Dave) See ya Jub Jub!
(Brian) I wanna fucking die.
Jubbing - definition
Conan O'brien's meaningless punchline
"Bottom of the ninth, two outs, heres the pitch. Long drive, way back, way back; IT'S A JUB JUB!
Jubbing - slang
Selma Bouvier's (Marge Simpson's sister) pet iguana. The one constant companion in a life that has men who come and go.
When Selma walked away from Troy McClure, jub jub was right there with her. Personally, I think she has sex with that thing. They seem so "close".
Jubbing
n., v., 1. Anything Jubalicious.
2. Anything thing that is exceptionally cute, adorable, funny, lazy, tiny or fat.
3. To act in any of the above ways.
"Sweetheart.... I love you Jub-Jub." "Aw look at that fat Jub-Jub." "Can you get me some candy Jub-Jubs?" "Check out the cat! She's just Jubbin'"
Jubbing
Phonetic form of "kiss kiss" in Thai.
It's time for me to go now. Take care. Jub jub!
Jubbing
One of the most famous characters in Harry Potter. Everyone loved Jub Jub. The mischevious elf goblin that lived in the sewers. He'd often say his signature catchphrase "Give us a kiss". When he died in Harry's arms in the second book, readers were moved to tears. Especially when he whispered, "Jub Jub want rub rub". I'll tell you, There wasn't a dry eye in the theatre when that scene played,
Friend 1: Who is your favourite character in Harry Potter?
Friend 2: Definately Jub Jub. May he get rub rub in the afterlife.