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What is Jonesing?
to have a strong need, desire, or craving for something.
see also: jones
Sheeeit beeeitch after smokin' dat weed I'm jonesing for some grub!
Shaniqua is mad jonesing for Rasheed, dat bitch follow him around everywhere.
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Jonesing - what is it?
A faceless family thought to be socially and/or financially prosperous; poor folks try to emulate them.
"We livin' off mud pies and piss water, and you spend our life savings on a sable coat?" (20 MINUTES OF HO-SLAPPING COMMENCES). "Bitch, quit trying to keep up with the Joneses."
What does "Jonesing" mean?
Making up an event , person or place to sound cool.Inevitably it ends up in ridicule and the event is then denied as "fabrication".
Some examples of Jonesing:
"I have a three year old daughter"
"I had sex with two girls in a washroom"
"I had sex with four girls in one night in sixteen positions"
Jonesing - what does it mean?
The act of browsing through a friend's personal belongings in order to find something to steal for one's own profit.
"Weston! Why are you jonesing through my desk? That's not your business"
Jonesing - meaning
2. When one person slowly walks into another's space while they are walking together.
Named after Josh "Fetus" Jones.
"Quit Jonesing me, this is why I hate going to the mall with you."
Jonesing - definition
(V) The act of posing by turning sideways placing your left arm fingers together pointing straight out slightly elevated, while similtaneously placing the right hand next to the right shoulder elbow sticking out with the same positioning.
Usually done when one is in the presence of house music. See: Jones, Jonesin
Are you Jonesing?
Jonesing - slang
Pure boost. Next to fattuzing. Makes up events that don't happen, and dips with his wifey. Light skin that say truuuu. Trey song? Probably not.
"yo guys come to the park, my boy is bringing speakers. Truuuuuu"
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When an MLB player gets signed a big contract or a contract in general and doesn't do jack shit for their team. Derived from Andruw Jones who signed a 2 year $45 million contract for the Dodgers and didnt do shit.
Juan Uribe with 2 World Series signed with the Dodgers is Jonesing it up with them in 2012 hitting .190
Jonesing
The act of submitting a change to a Git repository by making significantly more commits than necessary because you want to get more green on your GitHub profile
"I better update all my projects' license files since it's 2017 and I'm jonesing for that green!"
"Dude, half of your commits for this PR are fixing formatting. There's keeping your code clean, and then there is blatantly jonesing!"
Jonesing
Comes from the street term for heroin, and associated with an addiction or craving. Not affiliated with 'keeping up with the jones'.
It's Friday night and I'm jonesing for a drink!
She was jonesing him at the concert.