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What is Jonas brothers?
A band that single handedly killed music. You can usually hear them on a POP station or anything with Ryan Secrest or whatever his name is.
The Jonas Brothers make me want to cry. What ever happened to those awesome rock and roll bands that everyone loved? Fuck you Jonas Brothers. I dont even care that you are famous or have money, YOU RUINED MUSIC. FUCK YOU JONAS BITCHES.
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Jonas brothers - what is it?
A shitty, pop, rock band that makes it harder to apperecite good music today. People who claim to be fans of this 'band' usually fall under the line of being female, 6-17 years old, disney channel/high school musical lover, types LiKeSs tHIssS!!! and is extremely annoying.
Person 1: OMG I lOvE tHe JoNaS BRoThErs!! Did yYYou sEe tHem oN DiSnEy CHaNnelLL LaSt nIgHt!!!??
Person 2: No, shut up and go listen to real music instead of drooling over people who don't even write/play their own songs.
What does "Jonas brothers" mean?
A Word that when you type in "Jonas Brother" in Urban Dictionary, you get a bunch of hate comments saying they are shitty. But if you search Joe Jonas you get a bunch of girly positive comments for some reason.
1. Joe Jonas 1124 up, 513 down
a member of the best band ever- Jonas Brothers
very manly, beautiful, funny, plays the tambourine
brother of Kevin, Frankie and Nick Jonas
1. Jonas Brothers 3883 up, 1774 down
A shitty, pop, rock band that makes it harder to apperecite good music today.
Jonas brothers - what does it mean?
Of all the boy bands and of all the Disney pop idols, the Jonas Brothers are the worst of the worst. They have unfortunately come back with a new album recently. Oh, and their music is NOT ROCK. We don't mean that as being something other than rock (as long as it's not something we're wholly, diametrically, unequivocally opposed to in and of itself), but NOT ROCK as in IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING CLOSE. Much like Avril Lavigne, Olivia Rodrigo, Pink and Kelly Clarkson, the Jonas Brothers represent the most embarrassing attempts to clone rock music out there.
Jonas Brothers Fan: The Jonas Brothers really are an awesome and a talented band. I'm proud of them. I don't hate anything about them! GO AWAY IF YOU HATE THE JONAS BROTHERS! YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS!
Anti-Pop Snob Who Has Taste: No! The Jonas Brothers are NOT talented and they are NOT awesome! They are manufactured, kid-friendly and mass-produced as hell! I can't believe America has enough idiots in it to let this crap become popular!
Jonas brothers - meaning
A band made up of three brothers, Kevin, Joe and Nick.
Alot of people hate them, but alot of people love them.
They write all of their own songs and are known for being christian and wearing purity rings. Their fanbase is 90% made up of 13-19 year old girls and they are one of the most well known bands going. Nick Jonas has done a side project with a band which was called 'Nick Jonas and the Administration' and himself and Joe have both performed on broadway. They do NOT lipsync and they play their own instruments. They are thought of as a band from disney channel when really they were a band for years before they signed with disney. They currently have 4 albums (as of 2010) and Nick has 2 solo albums also. They deserve more respect than they are given and most people who dislike them don't know many of their songs or anything about them.
Person #1. Did you hear the new Jonas Brothers song?
Person #2. Yeah it's really catchy i love the chorus!
Jonas brothers - definition
Obviously, the worst band in history, tiny dicks, who are overrated, and have obviously never listened to their own songs.
Fans of these dicks have never heard any "older" songs, such as stuff by nirvana, Eiffel 65, and even Rick Astly's Never gonna give you up.
Fans (and Jonas themselfs) are to afraid of a little metal, or even turn up the volume on a video game.
Sensible people, will scratch their nails across a chalkboard, when in the prescene of a Jonas song.
Girl: "Oh ma gawd, wanna listen to my new Jonas Brothers CD?"
Guy in the same room for some reason: *pulls out a chalk board and places nails against it*
Jonas brothers - slang
n. jo•nas bro•thers: Total and complete fags.
Oh my god look at those guys there whering fucking scarves in the summer.
What Jonas Brothers!
Jonas brothers
An annoying tween-pop band that seems to be everywhere; on your tv, supermarket magazine racks, your neighbor's little daughter's backpack, youtube, myspace, etc. They define themselves as "rock" and to their fans, they are "soooooooo cute, smexy, hot, funny, like omj random!! and adorable and sweet and inspiring.
To those of us with an actual musical taste buds and judgment, they make them, well, literally gag.
LOOKS: The Jonas Brothers have the tendency to dress up in brightly colored skinny jeans wow, this will make us look cool and unique!!, awkward vests, and shirts with sleeves rolled up to add the manly effect, usually accessorized by hats, bracelets, and rings. All three have the habit to squint at the camera in pictures for no apparent reason.
Ability: The youngest one, Nick Jonas, sounds like a frog was shoved down his throat and is trying to nurse it back up his throat by squealing followed by occasional yelps that sound like dying pigs. Joe Jonas' voice is still stuck in between in that awkward stage of developing is vocal cords. Kevin Jonas is always seen strumming a guitar even though he plays no role in the band.
Fan Base: Annoying girls who only think they know what the "JB" is really about: inspiration, friendliness, blahblah. But they don't know without Disney channel, the JB wouldn't be anywhere.
Overall, this so-called-band doesn't deserve all the fame and money. Fans need to start growing up and listening to real music, real bands.
FAN: omj!! nick is soooooooo cute. - mrs nick jonas!!
FAN2: OMJJJJ i loveeeeee joe he is so funny!!!?!!!
FAN3: JB FAN FUREVER
The Jonas Brothers are yet another result of the tween pop sensations of the extremely greedy Disney channel empire.
Jonas brothers
a group of gay brothers who spread purity rings to promote there shity music AKA POP or a band that sucks
that Christian band is so Jonas brothers
Jonas brothers
Gay, suck ass at singing. Fakes
WOW!!! Jonas brothers is really gay.
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