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What is Johnson County?
Take the rich, upity fuckers from Orange County, CA and add a few rednecks, and a couple hundred thousand soccer moms. The worst place on earth, in Kansas none the less. The habitat of white dudes in rice burners that think they are ghetto even thought they live off their millionaire parents. One of the gateways to hell.
You haven't seen hell until you have seen Johnson County, Kansas.
Stull, Kansas was one of the seven gateways to Johnson County.
Johnson County - video
Johnson County - what is it?
Rumored to be the OC of Kansas, while its richer than most of the other counties around most people think of Mission Hills when they think of Johnson County. Mission Hills is rich as hell but the rest of the county isn't like that. I live in westwood myself, its about one square mile big. If you go to my school you'll find the people you expect to find, but don't associate me with those stupid mother fuckers. Not all of us are like that.
That fucker over in Wyandote tried to call me a rich boy because I live in Johnson County, little does he know that i worked hard and bought all my shit unlike the other fuckers in my school.
What does "Johnson County" mean?
Take the rich, upity fuckers from Orange County, CA and add a few rednecks, a couple hundred thousand soccer moms (and a few hot MILFs). The worst place on earth, in Kansas none the less. The habitat of white dudes in rice burners that think they are ghetto even thought they live off their millionaire parents. One of the gateways to hell.
You haven't seen hell until you have seen Johnson County, Kansas.
Johnson County - what does it mean?
The OC of the Midwest. Don't be Jealous. Sure some of our parents pay for everything, and yes we have some the best schools in the area, and maybe we do have everything any major city and suburbs have except much better and cleaner,and perhaps we get to reap the benifits of the Plaza and Westport except we dont have to live in the Dot, but don't hate us because we're beautiful, love us because from JoCo and we're clearly better than you.
Damn! who was that mofo that just cut me off in his BMW?! oh! he was from Johnson County? I'll forgive him.
Johnson County - meaning
Thought of as the OC of the midwest - which is somewhat true
While theres plenty of money floating around here its not quite as rich as its made out to be though.
Mission Hills, Berry Hills, and parts of Leawood are the main rich areas.
big fancy cookie cutter houses are common in the northern parts but the larger, more unique mansions can be found spread out around Stilwell (where i live) (10-15 minutes from Mission Hills, 5-10 minutes from Berry Hills)
To see the those examples ask anyone from stilwell to show the Miller's house (big brick house on Metcalf Avenue (cant miss it))and the nearby neighborhood or ask them to take you down Mission Road (long curvy road that branches off into a ton of long dark gated drives in Mission Hills (often a big hangout for santanists - its not a huge problem anymore, but its still a problem))
Most kids in Johnson County are in the Blue Valley school district and most of the Mission Hills/Berry Hills, and Leawood teens go to Blue Valley High School (where i go)
which is a pretty good representation of JC's social status-
Abercrombie/ Hollister/ Guess/ect clothing
15-20 Coach bags in every hallway
plenty of brand new mustangs/ f-150's/ scions/ect in the parking lot
(along with one black Hummer H2 with 26" wheels)
and plenty of Audi's/ BMW's/ Acura's/ Denali's/ Escalade's/ Naviagtor's in the Drop-off/Pick-up lane
"oh... Blue Valley/Johnson County... that explains a lot..."
Johnson County - definition
You could live a lot worse. It's not as rich as everyone says, granted some people are loaded and the majority of them went to my high school. There are a lot of people that are fake but if you look deeper you'll find most people are normal and not rich as fuck. We do have great schools. So don't hate us because our parents worked hard to get here. I used to hate to say I'm from Leawood but now I say it with pride because my parents worked hard to get there and I shouldn't be ashamed of their work ethic
I went to Blue Valley North, I'm not rich, both my parents work, and I don't have blonde hair, nothing is what it seems.
Johnson County - slang
Located in eastern KS, Johnson County is one of the richest counties in the U.S. Somehow tons of kids have no money, what's up with that?
"I live in Johnson County, man"
"Whoa, you must be loaded!"
"Not so much.."
Johnson County
What conservative Republicans think about when they are masturbating. Put otherwise, it is a vast, sprawling wasteland of large houses, restaurants like Applebee's and Chili's, Protestant churches, and golf courses. Living there is kind of like watching paint dry, but without all the excitement.
Let's move to Johnson County so we don't have to be around blacks, gays, liberals, latinos, or Catholics ever again!
Johnson County
The OC of the Midwest. Don't be Jealous. Sure some of our parents pay for everything, and yes we have some the best schools in the area, and maybe we do have everything any major city and suburbs have except much better and cleaner,and perhaps we get to reap the benifits of the Plaza and Westport except we dont have to live in the Dot, but don't hate us because we're beautiful, love us because from JoCo and we're clearly better than you.
Damn! who was that mofo that just cut me off in his BMW?! oh! he was from Johnson County? I'll forgive him.
Johnson County
The JC. It's the Orange County of middle America. Go ahead, drive through; you won't even believe you're in Kansas anymore.
Me: "W-where are we? Where are all the trailer parks, where are all the rusty old trucks? Where are all the cow boys? Is this still Kansas?"
Brent: "This is the J.C., everyone here has a net worth of at least one million dollars."