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What is Jewish surprise?
You let your payots grow and conceil them with a cap. You also have to get circumsiced, but keep the cut forskin in the dick as a skin ring. When you screw a girl, start screaming at the top of your lungs, remove your cap and pull out to reveal your fallen foreskin. The girl will think she turned you jewish.
Dude, when I gave that nazi chick a Jewish Turning Surprise, she cried like she deshonored the Führer himself!
Jewish surprise - video
Jewish surprise - what is it?
Circumcising a man while he has passed out drunk. He then wakes up with a jewish surprise.
Why am I speaking Yiddish, oh mosseltoff! I've been hit by a jewish surprise!