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What is Jens?

Jens is a guy with talents. He's supportive, loyal, and hot. This is the guy who doesn't get the chance to get girls but is friends whit a lot of girls because he doesn't know what he wants in life. He has a large enough H.S.M.M or heat-seeking moisture missile to pleasure any women's cock-socket

Mia: "OMG it's a Jens let's hope he'll perform a sexually act!!"
Emma: "I'd like his heat-seeking moisture missile in my cock-socket."

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Jens - video


Jens - what is it?

fuck jens dude i fucking hate that guy hes such a fucking cunt why the fuck wont he fucking give me a ride to haggen

you know jens? yeah i hate that guy because he charges me $20 for a 5 minute ride to the grocery store

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What does "Jens" mean?

Jens is a guy who knows how to have fun and be cool in difficult situations. He is also a good athlete but is often really lazy. An other name for him is JESUS or GOD.

Jens is a funny person.
He loves Sport.

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Jens - what does it mean?

Jens is the ultimate creature. He is the closest being to God, having a multitude of powers, like an internal chick-magnet. He is also extremely knowledgeable, handsome and cool, though a bit chubby. He can be found in that creepy corner, at your nearest library.

Person 1: "Yo, it's that cool guy!"
Person 2: "You mean Jens?"
Person 1: "Yeah, him. Over there, in that creepy corner."

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Jens - meaning

Jens = Surname for boys.
Most Jens's are very smart, athletic, funny and good looking. Some of them can be a walking library. They can be shy but if they like you, they will start to approach you with their kindness. In relationships and friendships, Jens's are really loyal and caring. They will always try to cheer you up if you have a rough time! Most Jens's have a successful life, especially if they do what they love. It can be politics, sports or science - it can be anything they're good at. And they can be really artistic or they can play instruments really well.

Known people who are called Jens:
- Jens Armsted
- Jens Bergensten
- Jens Eriksen
- Jens Gad
- Jens Otto Krag
- Jens Lehmann
- Jens Sparschuh
- Jens Stoltenberg

Jens is a cool guy.

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Jens - definition

A person that is a homophobe he loves getting stoned and drinking alcohol, usually chill dude really nice but a bit racist.

Hey I met someone called Jens.
Ask if you can get some weed

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Jens - slang

A heroic super figure with a lot to offer the lady's. True gentleman that offers relief to women with heart burn.

That guy is a true Jens

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Jens

Is the sexiest teacher who has a mega huge dick and hast the sexiest beach body
everyone wants him and all the hot girls gets him

Jenny WoW! Jens was so big in me
Robert Me too!!

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Jens

Cool guy

Dude! That guy's awesome! Is his name Jens?

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Jens

Fucking bless. Better than J-K

WoW such good

-J-K sucks

- And god bless Jens

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