Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Jellyfished?

A kind of faux five when you're going in to give someone a high five but quickly pull away, making your hand make jellyfish motions in the air while saying, "JELLYFISH!"
To add to the affect, apologize, then go in for a hug.
When they go in for the hug also, pull back and make the jellyfish motions with your arms while saying, "JELLYFISH!"

Known to be annoying as hell.

Kaitie: OMG! Highfive!
Courtiney: JELLYFISH!
Kaitie: ))):

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Jellyfished - what is it?

wet cum. When semen gets in water such as in a hot tub it becomes hard and looks like a jellyfish.

I jacked in the shower and left a jellyfish sitting in the drain.

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What does "Jellyfished" mean?

It's when after someone takes a shower, they stop the drain and leave a little water left in the tub. Then they ejaculate in the small pool and leave the "jellyfish" there for the next person/roommate to discover.

you live in an apartment, dorm, or house - where a bathroom is shared. the Jellyfish is at the next level of disgusting pranks!

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Jellyfished - what does it mean?

A man that gets emotionally and mentally dominated by a girl. He is left empty and pathetic, like the common jellyfish.

"Hey, Jason's girl cheated on him and now he's acting like a complete retard saying he has nothing to live for, he's become a real jellyfish."

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Jellyfished - meaning

A sport enjoyed by the inhabitants of Bikini Bottom. i.e Spongebob

Spongebob:Squidward won't come jellyfishing with us!

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Jellyfished - definition

Jellyfishing is a term used to describe a feeling experienced in two circumstances:

1) Post-coital jizz lingering in your vaginal passage following unprotected sex.
2) Whilst experiencing the heavier side of your menstrual cycle.

In both instances, usually when moving from a horizontal or seated position to standing, the squeezy 'splodge'-like feeling of each substance exiting the mouth of the vagina feels like that of a jellyfish squirming its way out.

*Note*: neither can be felt whilst a tampon is in use as this stems the requisite out-flow prior to its exit.

1) Can I borrow a pad? Jack and I banged 4 times last night and I'm seriously Jellyfishing today!

2) FYI, this period is a heavier one and I'm Jellyfishing so much right now.

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Jellyfished - slang

a person who always inserts a veiled, stinging remark into a general conversation.

PAM: "I was trying on the pants, and I asked her what she thought and she said, 'Those pants would look good on someone who didn't have cellulite'."

RENE: "Fucking Jellyfisher!"

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Jellyfished

A state of euphoria resembling a brainless underwater creature usually caused by drugs, music, alcohol, or some combination of all the above.

Sheldon was so jellyfish that he passed out while standing at the EDM festival

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Jellyfished

When a guy cums on a girl and then pees it off.

Last night I totally jellyfished that chick.

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Jellyfished

To be covered in a multitude of hickies several of which appear to lead in rows from one part of the body to another and resembling a sting track caused by the tentacles of a jellyfish.

Did you see the number of hickies going all the way down her neck? She was jellyfished!

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