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What is Jefferson?
the kids think theyre gangster and there are cows up the road. enough said.
Dude... we live in Jefferson, not the ghetto. Pull up your pants.
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Jefferson - what is it?
During vaginal intercourse, while partaking in the Doggystyle position, this event occurs when you switch to anal (extra points when done without asking your partner). Coined from the popular 70’s sitcom, essentially in more ways than one, you are “movin’ on up”.
“I tried to pull a Jefferson on Kiki the other day, bitch wasn’t havin it.”
or
Male A: “Dude, finally after 3 months of dating, Trixi let me put it in the butt.”
Male B: “Congrats mann, you pulled a Jefferson!”
What does "Jefferson" mean?
You Know You're From Jefferson When:
1. You know at least one person who lives on a street named after an Indian tribe no one has ever heard Of
2. NOTHING is within walking distance
3. There are two sides of town, but only one high school
4. The biggest hangouts are the parking lots of the A&P, Pathmark, the church, and the schools.
5. People act ghetto, yet five minutes away is a cow farm.
6. There are two A&Ps right next to each other.
7. You know that Berkshire Valley, Weldon, and Clinton road never end.
8. There are twelve gas stations in a three mile radius.
9. The school pays to fix something that was newly installed.
10. You know at least three people who live on Notch Road.
11. Your teachers have duct tape wars on Halloween.
12. You have a three and a half month long summer vacation, yet your winter break is four days.
13. Two or more of your teachers or their wives are pregnant.
14. One of the only places to get phone service in the high school is the bathroom, and you know which one.
15. The school builds new bathrooms, but keeps them locked.
16. There is a school store, but it’s not open during lunches.
17. 90% of the town lives on or directly near a lake.
18. Half of the people who move into the town move away within two years.
19. You know one person who works at a food store, one at a fast food place, one at Dunkin Donuts, and at least 6 at the Rockaway Mall.
20. At least one of your teachers shouldn't be allowed around children.
21. You've had one or more teachers who are more than four inches shorter than you.
22. You've been stuck in a classroom because the lock broke or the door is stuck.
23. Bomb scares turn into Woodstock.
24. When the talk of the town begins with “Well, s/he was drunk” and ends with “And then they passed out.”
25. The Windows they installed in the new rooms don't open, and the ones that do are 6 inches big.
26. The school safety members refer to the D-Wing as the Delta Sector
27. There are twelve members of said safety team, but the four that ARENT in the cafeteria are no where to be found.
28. Your English teacher keeps dead plants, and your biology class looks like a jungle.
29. People put carrots and/or pudding into rolls and throw them.
30. When the same kid is suspended every year for drug possession because the Zero Tolerance Policy is so strict.
31. Your teachers are happy about having fire drills.
32. You have read more than one book about a young black girl being raped.
33. Only the ugly girls get in trouble for disobeying the dress code.
34. You know about the Accelerated Read scandal.
35. You know who Elwood is.
36. The JV soccer field was remodeled into a pond.
37. You get out of half of your classes because someone put shaving cream in them.
38. You know better than to swim in 9 out of 10 lakes in the area.
39. There is a whole development named after a rock, including a lake, a neighborhood, a pavilion, and a school.
40. You give directions by how far away from Brady bridge or The We <3 Steve rock your house is.
41. You live within five minutes of two different delis.
42. There is a road with signs that alternate Welcome to Jefferson, Welcome to West Milford, and Welcome to Sparta every 200 meters.
43. Your excuse for not dating people from Jefferson has the words “gene pool” in it.
44. You know at least one person from Vernon, Sparta, Parsippany, Wayne, Kinnelon, Roxbury, and West Milford.
45. You understand what people are talking about when they make a reference to Pope Dope.
46. Whenever anyone asks you where you're from you hesitate before telling them.
47. You drive around the town with your friends for hours at a time because there’s nothing else to do.
48. The high school is 1010 Weldon Road, Oak Ridge NJ, 07438 But the Municipal Building down the road is Lake Hopatcong.
49. Your claim to fame is Derek Drymon lived here.
50. You really, really hate Pope John, Sparta and Vernon
I love Jefferson, but its pretty pathetic
Jefferson - what does it mean?
he blocked me on urban dictionary because i was making a joke
hi jefferson
Jefferson - meaning
if u don’t know him well, you’ll say that he’s cold and kinda apathic, but in reality if he likes you he’s the best person in the whole word. if u are the girl he likes, he will always treat you like a princess, and he’ll only see you , nobody else. his love warms my heart even if sometimes he’s dramatic, but it’s just because he wants only 1 person’s attention. i love jefferson! keep him around if u have one in your life. planning to marry you my boy <3.
We all love jefferson <3!
Jefferson - definition
Jefferson is a young talented boy that is a beautiful and handsome person all of the girls love him and want to date him like crazy Jefferson is a very lucky person and when ever you talk to him you will like him for sure
Girl : OMG Jefferson is here he is so hot 🔥🔥😍
Jefferson - slang
A Jefferson is a young talented, heart-giving man who will sacrifice his happiness for others. He doesn't care much about himself, he cares about others. A Jefferson will take that extra step to make others feel happy. The name can either be used as a first, middle, or last name.
"Dude I had so much fun!" - "Yep! Just what Jefferson would have want for us!"
Jefferson
The finest name to ever exist. Only true gamers are named this.
Hey look Jefferson is coming! Praise be.
Jefferson
A handsome boy that attracts many girls.It may take a while for females to realize it, but they will eventually find they like Jefferson.
I think I have a crush on Jefferson.
Jefferson
Is a guy who seems very confident, but is really not. He is very attractive, muscular, and sportive. People cannot not notice him and all his accomplishments. He sometimes seems very selfish but that is just what he portrays. He used to be so sweet and kind to everyone, but gets to caught up in being cool and liked and high school that he loses his true self. He can be very aggressive and intimidating, but he truly is just as intimidated by you.
He is very judgmental of other people but is amazed by the girls he likes. He puts them on a pedestal and never is unloyal to them even if they dont feel the same towards him. He fully expresses his feelings towards them and sometime very boldly which scares them. He breaks many hearts and his heart has been broken very few times but it breaks very hardly because of how much he liked the girl.
This happens with all his crushes. His best friend is always there for him even if taken for granted by him. One day he will meet the one girl for him and dedicate his life to her. He will meet her when he becomes his true old self. The guy whose eyes light up when he talks to you. This girl may be the very first girl he truly liked and adored. She will help him find his self again when they are reunited.
I miss the old Jefferson who was always so kind to everyone. Who is this "jeff"? Go back to being Jefferson! Not necessarily the name but who you truly are.