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What is Jamster?
the best ringtone provider ever, with the coolest little dancing frog.
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Jamster - video
Jamster - what is it?
a Ringtone Provider that is pretty cool, they helped sir mix-a-lot get on the Billboard Ringtone Chart. There are commercials for them On MTV. See blingtone for more information.
I just ordered the sir-mix-a-lot pick up the phone Bling-ring!
What does "Jamster" mean?
Jamster is the best
Jamster - what does it mean?
The scum that even MICHAEL ROSEN can’t handle who will come sucking your entire wallet just to give you their animated, 4-5 frame idiocies.
Jamster is one of the lowest scum in the UK.
Jamster - meaning
Name you give to someone who is really annoying or just being stupid, all the time.
That guy is such a Jamster.
Jamster - definition
CRAP Ringtones, stupid annoying frog, god they should GET A LIFE! I hope some hackers come along and destroy Jamster's websites all over the world!
Need i bother giving an exaple, they air TV ads on all channens, and when people download stuff to their phones, they are put on a list without them knowing to recieve messages at something like £1-£1.50 a message i might add, it's a HUGE SCAM! Jamster, you have been rumbled thanks to an Urban Dictionary user
Jamster - slang
CRAP Ringtones, stupid annoying frog, god they should GET A LIFE! I hope some hackers come along and destroy Jamster's websites all over the world!
Need i bother giving an example, they air TV ads on all channels, and when people download stuff to their phones, they are put on a list without them knowing about it to recieve messages at something like £1-£1.50 a message i might add, it's a HUGE SCAM! Jamster, you have been rumbled thanks to an Urban Dictionary user
Jamster
Possibly the closest thing to e-mail spam on television. Advertises their awful "Crazy Frog" ringtone on just about every music channel in the UK through a series of incredibly annoying commercials.
The Frog looks even stupider now thanks to dumb Christians who couldn't handle it's genitalia.
On VH1 Classic for example, Crazy Frog adverts are shown like twice every break.
Not to mention Jamster also makes ringtones for the newest hits out there, such as Britney Spears and 50 Cent, and advertises them on VH1 Classic, of all channels. Doesn't make much business sense to me.
Jamster
A ringtone company that is responsible for producing the most unbearably irritating commercials to have ever plagued television. Most hideously annoying of all is that sodding "frog" (which resembles a swollen tumour given eyes, a helmet, and tiny genetalia with a "Censored" tag crapped across it), whose high-pitched squealing, ridiculously annoying animations and general nature, all proves that Jamster is making their profits from a DELIBERATE attempt to drive people insane. So far, for many audiences, it's working.
Aside from that sodding amphibian that's become Jamster's most infamously irritating mascot, Jamster provide equally annoying ringtones, wallpapers and screensavers, many of which are crass, crappy, and/or lame, 4-5 frame animations. Anybody willing to waste money for something that was directly manifested out of pure hate, evil and a company's desire to further shove one more annoying commercial into the TV network's already over-bloated advertising market... need to be cleansed from the human gene pool.
Watcher #1: "Oh shits, not that fucking Jamster commercial! SHIT, where's the fucking remote?!"
Crazy Frog: *mimics a DJ whilst squeaking in pitched tones*
Watcher #1: "Ah, shit! I can't find it! Quick, do SOMETHING!"
Watcher #2: "AAAARRGGGGH!!" *hurls a baseball bat into the TV-screen*
Watcher #1: "That's the third fucking television Jamster's caused me to break. Fuck, I need to start keeping track of where the remote's kept."
Jamster
Many people do not know this, but Jamster was acquired by VeriSign in 2004. VeriSign maintains the DNS database for all the .com and .net domains worldwide. So the same company that lets you visit urbandictionary.com is slowly destroying your brain with Jamster commercials.
<Roger> Hey man, this Jamster commercial is annoying.
Huh, what did you say? I was too busy listening to the sound of my brain imploding.