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What is Jaggar?
A boy with lots of wonderful thoughts that will share anything with you. Will keep a secret safe regardless of how good it may be. Will always try to cheer you up even when he may be feeling down too.
Suffering in his life has caused a spot of permanent sadness in his eyes, but they shine bright when he smiles.
Medium in stature, large in heart. Most likely will have very soft hair and soft hands.
a very skilled kisser, has had lots of experience but will settle down upon finding the right girl. has a reputation for being a flirt but that is just his personality.
is very VERY attractive. usually long eyelashes, kissable lips and a smile that can light up a room. Will make your stomach filled with butterflies no matter how used you are to seeing him.
Means; gift from God (which is very true)
is a procrastinator but will always get something done at the absolute last second. Is very smart but often doesn't apply it.
very much a people person, can easily make friends with anyone and everyone
Jagger is easy to pick out of a crowd because he will be standing in a large group of people and they will all be smiling at what he is saying.
makes an amazing boyfriend, the kind of person you want to show off because your so in awe of him and how miraculous he is.
Girl 1:jaggar is so hot
Girl 2:Ik I wanna date him so bad
Girl 3:yea but a girl already has him
Girl 1:dang I wish girls didn’t like him he hot asf
Jaggar - meme gif
Jaggar - video
Jaggar - what is it?
a fairy boy who enjoys catching butterflies whilst frolicking through the meadow. he occasionally stops to pick up a dandelion to give to his dream boyfriend which he hopes to meet later in life. and as he frolics he sings songs such as it's raining men and y.m.c.a. and if he is up to it he will add interpretive dance by doing cartwheels and other faggoty queer-bait douchebag moves. when he is with people he acts is if he is straight but really lives a duel life of butt humping and scrotum licking. what a fag.
Look at jaggar what a faggot!
John: Hey im going to hang out with jaggar today.
Xavior: Don't do it he is going to try and rape you!
John: Are you serious?
Xavior: Yeah man he is a fag!
John: Golly! Good thing you told me Xavior Shadowsung Treefucker that was nice of you!
What does "Jaggar" mean?
aye moe im jaggared.
Jaggar - what does it mean?
A kind athletic smart kid. When he’s on the girls come to him. He hates Michigan football. He has more than one girlfriend.
Jaggar and Andrew were the hottest boys in the school the girls were on to them.
Jaggar - meaning
The romance between John and Simon, they love each other and teach the same subject and they club together.
Girl 1: Oooh look Jaggar is happening.
Girl 2: They are gonna bang.
Jaggar - definition
Waffle's: WTF how'd did you see me through the box Jaggar
Jaggar - slang
Having a Jaggar means that you are having a homosexual orgy with 2 or more men.
"Bro look at them, they are having a Jaggar."
Jaggar
A sissy man commonly referred to as a fat sack of shit, he waste his life daily farming gear and gaining levels on WoW. He has no social life what so ever, he hisses at the sun. It is said to be so that jaggar has spent over 1800hrs in a single chair.NO evidence was provided to prove said claim but it is widely speculated to be true. As friends and family stand by as his fat&rage meters sky rockets, his social life & physical well being are plummeting to level never thought reachable.
Frank: Hey Jaggar I know I am asking a lot by doing this but... Would you like to go to the movies later tonight with some friends?
Jaggar: I can't Frank, I gotta raid Black Temple in about 8 hours so I am getting prepared now. Since your going our can you pick me up 3 jumbo popcorn's and a 64oz.
Frank:Jaggar.... Jesus Christ Jaggar...
Jaggar: What did i do , go away your letting light in and disturbing my farming.
Frank: Jaggar I'm sorry I'm the one who has to say this to you but... Your an out of control fat ass who is going to die from a heart attack at the age of 17. You are a worthless slob who will only get some from your cats.
Jaggar: Rofl ,gtfo noob , while your wasting your life going to the movies with "friends" I am succeeding in life and helping my guild progress. Without me this guild would fall apart.
Frank: Maybe thats a sign that you need a fucking life dude.
Jaggar: I don't need this shit fuck you , /ignore (puts headset on while he puts his soda on his gut)
--No cats were harmed in the making of this scenario--