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What is Jacob's dad?A scary scary man who you must run from in the woods if you take his phone. Jacobs Dad IS COMING RUN!! Jacob's dad - videoJacob's dad - what is it?Is a dad of a 4 year old kid named Jacob. Jacobs dad is suspicious and nerdy. Is a drug dealer. Forcing kids to hug his son. Jacobโs dad is a drug dealer! What does "Jacob's dad" mean?A sexual act where an attractive middle aged man who often enjoys cycling steals the dog bed and television from his sonโs house and uses it to lure the dog back to his local gym. He then proceeds to dress up in tight pink Lycra and perform a handstand by the exercise bikes with butter rubbed along his huge dick so that the dog sucks him off while watching other hot men cycling on his stolen TV. This is usually accompanied by extremely loud screams from the man to attract as much attention to himself as possible as well as gleeful noises from the sucking dog when itโs fur is splattered with tasty white cum. โWhatโs that screaming? Is there a dog in here?โ Jacob's dad - what does it mean?A very attractive man who is looking for girls who have nice curves. He is rude at times and beats his children, but he always finds ways to look good and stay fresh. Jacobs dad: *beats Jacob* Jacob's dad - meaning"Jacob's Dad is an asshole" Jacob's dad - definitionA boisterous middle aged man who often enjoys cycling, particularly in ridiculous tight pink Lycra whilst screaming as loud as he can to draw as much attention to himself as possible. โIโd probably have to go Jacobโs Dad since heโs the most nakedโ Jacob's dad - slangA sad, lonely beta male who's existence is only told in legends. No one knows where or who he is, and no one ever will. Guy 1: Hey, who's that gross homeless man on the side? |
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