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What is JAG?
Jagged means you've gone to an extremely low body fat percentage where the striations or lines within your glutes have become visible to the naked eye. Only when lines are visible to the naked eye can one claim to be jagged.
Tom: Damn, Alberto Nunez is fucking jagged! You can see the lines in his glutes clearly!
John: You need to lose 5 more pounds and you'll be jagged bro!
Lawrence: All these LOA Athletes are getting jagged as fuck.
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JAG - what is it?
A popular technique employed in many first person shooter games whereby the player attempting to perform the skill (the jag), moves around in an erratic, zigzag like fashion, making it difficult for enemies to hit the player.
The term jagging was coined and popularized by the player CurtMACHINEHEAD in the game Gears of War, in which he dominated by use of a glitch known as the "lobster trot" in combination with his jagging technique.
Sniper (frustrated): FOR FUCK SAKE I CAN'T HIT HIM HE'S JAGGING!
CurtMACHINEHEAD: You can't hit me, for I have mastered the black art of jagging.
What does "JAG" mean?
stands for: "Jewish American Gay"
JAG was created after JAP which stands for "Jewish American Princess".
So did you ever think you were going to meet a JAG?
I am totally into JAG's!
JAG - what does it mean?
abbreviation for jewish american ginger
Someone jewish from america who just so happens to be ginger
Arthur: ouch, i touched my hair and burnt myself.
jack: stupid ginger
Arthur: ouch, i touched my foreskin but then realised that it wasnt there.
jack: stupid jew
Arthur: Ouch, i havent eaten in 2 minutes and my stomachs rumbling
jack: stupid american, in fact your a JAG
JAG - meaning
Just another Ginger, an acronym used to put people in their place if they over praise a ginger.
JAG: MHO "Chick Norris" is overrated. Bruce Lee never needed a freaking gun to kick ass and Bruce Lee isn't a ginger. Don't get me wrong I love to make grandiose lies about him and stuff like that. However, he is nothing compared to Bruce Lee. Mr. Chuck Norris is a "J.A.G." : just another ginger.
Shut up about Ron Weasly, nobody asked you, you're"JAG"
JAG - definition
Just A Giggle
It occurs to me that people seem to use LOL too often especially as in most cases they dont literally Laugh out Loud. This is a more modest term which is more accurate to the majority of situations and rolls off the tongue with ease.
Anything that makes you giggle without leaving you in hysterics.
When someone says something annoying like "You just turned up the LOLume" you can reply with "No but I am driving a JAGuar"
JAG - slang
Damn did you see all the JAG's driving on Colima last night.
JAG
A word popularised on the messageboards of UK music website Drowned in Sound to describe a post purporting to be from a fan of a band, when in fact it is a friend of the band, or the band themselves, attempting to promote their music.
JAG is a 'DiSism'.
'that was a blatant JAG'
'Stop JAG-ing about Craine'
JAG
In the world of sports, JAG is the term for an average at best athlete, meaning, "Just A Guy."
Joe: "You think our first round pick will ever amount to anything?"
Bob: "No, sadly he is a JAG."
JAG
A tall, homeless looking skeleton with an ugly goatee, manbun, and always wears the same American flag tank top. Literally every fucking day. Has not worn anything but shorts since December of 2017, and even that was like seeing Jesus’ second coming.
Common phrases to trigger the beast include, “I’m sÃyin”, “Ight cool”, “ya.”, “can you hang at any point this {insert unit of time measure here}”, “bet Steve bet”, “Zach would kick your ass”, “bro why am I always the punching bag?”, etc.
The JAG’s natural habitat is a moist, humid swamp full of wet towels, onion spoons, and broken off-brand vapes.
Person 1: “honestly bro, I’m sÃyin”
Person 2: “bro relax, you sound like a JAG”
Person 1: “why are you telling me this?”