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What is Ironton?
When, in the heat of (normally drunken) passion, a woman's dirty tampon is pulled out and set in a glass. Typically this glass will include some sort of leftover alcohol, resulting in an Ironton Smoothie . This noxious cocktail is normally left on a nightstand or under a bed only to be found later by the home owner/roommate.
Damnit! I just found another Ironton Smoothie in our guestroom. You've got to tell your sister to stop that shit!
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Ironton - what is it?
what's left behind in your neighbor's lawn after you walk your dog.
ironton is a crappy piece of crap. smells like crap.
What does "Ironton" mean?
A place where the air smells of sewer and ass. Everyone knows each other and most people never leave because it's like a black hole, once you are sucked in you never ever ever leave unless you're one of the lucky ones who aren't pieces of complete shit that sling drugs around. It used to be a good place to settle down with a family, now it's got more drugs than people in it. If you live here then congrats, you live in a shitty little piece of paradise.
Shitty Ironton.
I live in drugtopia.
Oh! You mean Ironton?
Redneckville
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