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What is Inverkeithing?
Inverkeithing is a small former fishing village located in Fife, Scotland. It is currently stuck in a time warp,
and the entire population of Inverkeithing currently has no running water or electricity. The locals support "the big team from Edinburgh" - Hibernian. "Hibs" casuals regularly get the steam train over the bridge to beg for tickets to matches and generally start fights.
The locals refer to themselves as "Divits." Inverkeithing has a compulsory ten child policy and inbreeding is a legal right.
The "Divits" are currently engaged in a 100 year war with High Valleyfield.
The Divit diet consists solely of Buckfast. "Bucky"
"Haw man I'm pure on my fifth bottle of Bucky the day" - Anonymous
Haw man, you got some pure spare change so I can see the Hibees play" - anonymous Divit
"Inverkeithing is unique as it is stuck in the 1800's" - The Scotsman