Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Integrity?

Note:This definition of integral is alternate to the mathematical type of integral.

Something that, by attempting to do its intended task, inadvertently does the opposite.
Despite popular belief, this does not include things that are broken, such as something that doesn't work or is used improperly.

A: I thought of an Integral! There were so many garbage cans on the beach it actually made the beach look less clean.
B: Nice one!

A: I thought of an Integral! I wanted to have fun so I started drinking, but then I drank too much and I threw up and no longer had fun.
B: That's not an integral! You're just stupid.

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Integrity - meme gif

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Integrity - video


Integrity - what is it?

Don't listen to the guy above talking about integration. Integration is NOT the reversal of differentiation. That would be the anti-derivative. Integrals and anti-derivatives are NOT the same thing. But they are connected by the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.

If a function f(x) has an anti-derivative F(x), the area under the curve from a to b is equal to F(b)-F(a).

This is integration defined.

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What does "Integrity" mean?

Adherence to moral and ethical principles; soundness of moral character; honesty.

Having integrity is not lying - in otherwords, doing what you said you would do. OPPOSITE OF INTEGRITY: Telling her you are going to call, and then NOT calling. That's the definition of a Scumbag!

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Integrity - what does it mean?

Doing the right thing even when nobody's looking.

Jimmy showed his integrity by not looking at the answers to the test when every other cheating bastard in his class was passing them out.

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Integrity - meaning

Integrity means that you kill niggers and are proud of it.

Person 1: Do you have integrity brother?
Person 2: Yeah! I just killed 10 niggers last night!
Person 1: Wow, thats a lot of integrity

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Integrity - definition

Jeremy Corbyn

We need more humans with integrity. Just like Jeremy Corbyn

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Integrity - slang

A very socially desirable trait to have, especially on the internet or in a ghetto. However, the importance of integrity is often way too overemphasized in places such as an elementary school. It would be great if elementary school principles could stop over-preaching the importance of integrity because no kid really gives a shit until around high school. How about upholding some other equally desirable values such as conscientiousness or impartiality.

Literally every elementary/middle school principle during an assembly: I N T E G R I T Y

Me: Integrity deez nuts!!! gOtEm

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Integrity

James Comey

She portrayed alot of Integrity when she chose to stand up for the truth.

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Integrity

A word that is often misused by people who thinks they have integrity but don't really have any.

Ken told everyone that I do not have integrity just because I did not do things the way he wanted to be.

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Integrity

Integrity is admitting to a wrong when you think you can still get away with it.

If you break a cheap glass and the owner did not see you do it, "integrity" will make you fess up.

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