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What is If if was a fifth?

A fifth is a US measurement of alcohol equivalent to 25.6 shots; 25.6 ounces; 1.6 pints; 0.8 quarts; 0.75706 liters.

After 26 shots of tequila, Craig had consumed about a fifth of alcohol.

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If if was a fifth - video


If if was a fifth - what is it?

a measure of alcohol purported by countless high school boys to be an easy night's drinking

High school boy: Man, I got so wasted last night ... I drank over a fifth of Jack!

Realistic guy: Yeah right, you big-mouthed high school fuck. Enough with the big dick stories.

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What does "If if was a fifth" mean?

By definition a fifth of alcohol Is 750mL. A fifth means a fifth of a gallon.

Ludacris - "I drank a fifth of gin", in reality a fifth of alcohol would knock anyone on their butt.

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If if was a fifth - what does it mean?

Beethoven's Symphony no. 5

It's like calling Yale "New Haven" to separate people who are familiar with the composer (or the Ivy League school) from those who don't.

You: "Yeah the fifth was amazing of course but I really love listening to contemporary composers like Phillip Glass"
Them: "The what?"

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If if was a fifth - meaning

A one fifth of a gallon bottle of alcohol, or 4/5 of a quart. Previous to the US converting to the metric system, hard liquor was sold in 1/5 gallon bottles. Slightly larger than the current 750ml, but still used to refer to a 750ml of booze

Pick me up a fifth of Jim Beam.

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If if was a fifth - definition

750 ml, enough to get any man wasted, unlike an eigth/pint which the some of the above people have mistaken to be a fifth, which is about 16 oz which is what youd be seeing people sipping off of. then theres the good old handle which is 1.75 liters

drinking dip spit didnt seem like a bad idea after drinking a fifth of vodka

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If if was a fifth - slang

means "what if" things were different, how would it be if things changed.
Coined by Bay Area rappers like Mistah F.A.B. and E-40
if it was no guns most of yall would be punks
its the truth, think about it playa

"If if was a fifth then we'd all be drunk. If it was no guns most of yall would be punks. If this was a class most of yall would flunk. If if was fifth then we'd all be drunk."-Mistah F.A.B.
"if if was a 5th then i'd be diggin in yo girl instead of lookin at her, if if was a 5th."-E-40

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If if was a fifth

a fifth of a gallon, or 4/5 quart: approx 750 ml.

i drank a fifth of 151 lastnight, i think...

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If if was a fifth

750 milliters of a liquid, the term is almost always used in reference to hard alcohol. (i.e. gin, vodka, rum, whiskey, triple sec, etc)

I have a fifth of Jack Daniels in the freezer. Its safe because the high alcohol content keeps it from freezing.

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If if was a fifth

A fifth of a gallon of liquor. Technically it is around 757mL, but fifths are sold in bottles containing 750mL.

Terry was sippin' on his fifth of Taaka

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