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What is Hundred Years War?By all historical accounts, a war that began in 1350. It was a series of conflicts in Western Europe waged between the House of Plantagenet and its cadet House of Lancaster, the rulers of the Kingdom of England. Some spoon : "F*** my car just got stolen. Yes, he was black. Don't say it." Hundred Years War - videoHundred Years War - what is it?A sexual act involving two males and one female. One male is known as England and the other as France. The woman sucks the cock of England as France gives her anal. During the act England must punch France only to be punched back. France then ejactualates and throws his semen at England Bill was England, Ted was France and Janet was the Whore of the Canal. What does "Hundred Years War" mean?The French were all like "Hells-to-the-no, we get our own kings here, brotha." and then Joan of Arc came and she was France's homie. She came and went like "England yo king so fat he try to eat up all of France." But England wasn't gonna take her shit, so they lit her up. And they all lived happily ever after... except for Joan. France and England's gang wars during the Hundred Year's War Hundred Years War - what does it mean?A war for control of France between the French Nobility and the English between 1336 and concluding with the English loss of Calais in 1556. Two main nutcrackers were performed here. Namely, the english had secured the favour of the peasantry in southern France, and had over-run that area. France also allied with Scotland to attack England rather unseccessfully in the north. This second nutcracker lasted until the two countries merged under James IV of Scotlands ascension to the throne of England and Wales in 1705. Modern warfare owes more to the 220 year long slugfest than any other conflict pre-20th century. The only more important conflicts saw the two sides unite with Russia and smaller nations (and later the USA) to take on German-Austro-Hungarian-Italian forces. |
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