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What is Hoxhaism?
The opposite of 1st World Socialism;. Rather than believing that Stalin wasn't a true Socialist, Hoxhaists believe that Joseph Stalin was the only true communist, and that all non-stalinist communists are fakes.
Started in 1950s by a paranoid Albanain dictator who accused the USSR, China and Yugoslavia of being imperialists and fake communists.
Every Socialist of every breed was invited to the communist rally, except John, because he believed in hoxhaism.
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Hoxhaism - video
Hoxhaism - what is it?
One of the most absurd products of the Cold War, and one of the most ridiculed positions on the far left. Hoxhaism, an Albanian form of communism only rivaled in batshit craziness by North Korea's own Juche, is a form of Marxism-Leninism focused on fighting revisionism building pointless bunkers and whining about Yugoslavia. Named after Enver Hoxha, paranoid dictator of communist Albania.
John, the Hoxhaist, got out of the mental asylum the other day.
The Hoxhaist was laughed out of the communist rally.
Communism works in theory, but fails in practice; Hoxhaism fails in theory, but fails even harder in practice.
What does "Hoxhaism" mean?
when you build thousands of bunkers to fight revisionism or something
Hoxhaism is when you build bunkers. The more bunkers you build, the more Hoxhaist it is. And when you build a whole lot of bunkers, the struggle against revisionism has been won