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What is How's the weather?

A subtle query used by the drunk, stoned, tripping, and otherwise inebriated to check a fellow’s self assessment of his or her condition. typically used in situations in which frank inquiry is not possible.

cashier: “that will be twenty dollars and 19 cents”
you: “How’s the weather?”
your stoned friend struggling to comprehend money: “quite cloudy.” (that is to say, as the analogy follows, he’s is too impaired)

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How's the weather - video


How's the weather - what is it?

1.the commonly used phrase for trying to hit on a girl you believe to be out of your league when the clock is ticking and you only have a moments chance to impress her.

2.pick up line FAIL

hot girl texting
*load her groceries, then look in her eyes (this is your chance!)

guy, "so, how bout that weather we're having?"

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What does "How's the weather" mean?

Used as a diversion to a conversation in attempt to change a subject when it gets awkward.

Person 1: Awesome night last night
Person 2: Yeah was heaps fun, especially that part when you fell over on the d floor
Person 1: Hhahahaa yeah how embarrassing, not as bad as you mackin on with that fugly guy
Person 2: Yeah so how about that weather?

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How's the weather - what does it mean?

A shitty question that someone who is enjoying much warmer weather asks a person who is still enduring the frigid temperatures of winter in March and April.

As she lounged on a beach in Cozumel sipping a Margarita during April Spring Break, Sherry called her sister in Maine and asked "hows the weather up there ?".

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How's the weather - meaning

A dick thing you say to a short person to piss them off.

Person 1 "Hows the weather down there?"

Person 2 "Fuck you."

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How's the weather - definition

When that really tall friend walks by, you shout "how's the weather up there?" because they're head is a lot higher than yours and other people's so it's like another weather sort up wear her/his head is.

Tall friend: Walks by
Short friend: Hey how's the weather up there?
Tall friend: *rolls eyes*

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How's the weather - slang

A dick thing you say to a tall person to piss them off.

Person 1 "Hows the weather up there?"
Person 2 "Fuck you."

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How's the weather

A dick thing to say to someone short.

person 1: Hows the weather down there
person 2: Fuck off

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How's the weather

A phrase used by teenage girls to secretly inform each other that their tops are too low.

girl 1 : Hey Claire, How's the weather?

girl 2 : crap, its fine now i think

Dean : nice

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How's the weather

When people says or do something outdated (Such as putting an L on their forehead and saying you go girl/guy, ugh I hate that phrase) you can say, "Hows the weather 7 years ago"

Some pompous chick: "You go boyfriend!"
You: Hows the weather 7 years ago?
Some pompous chick: ....YOU SUCK

Some pompous chick just got her ego curb stomped, Steven Segall style.

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