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What is Hot Pockets?
a woman's special lady parts, aka vagina.
yo girl, thanks for letting me hide my tube steak inside your hot pocket
Hot Pockets - video
Hot Pockets - what is it?
The act of shitting inside a fold-out couch and then re-closing it, leaving it for an unsuspecting guest. (see similar terms: "upper-decker", "mexican waffle", "trunk muffin")
That drunk guy that slept over last night left us a hot pocket.
What does "Hot Pockets" mean?
1. The most delicious form of evil. It tastes, looks, and smells good, but you practicly die of burns when you take a bite if you don't wait 5 minutes.
-What happened to your face?! Its all...charred!
-I had hot pockets last night.
Hot Pockets - what does it mean?
a sex position where the woman is on her side with one leg under the man between his legs and the other either straight in the air or around his body. The g-spot and clit will be stimulated at the same time. this can also be for anal sex. the man can move back and forth while the woman grinds. the man can also change around his postion by leaning either forward or back or anyway he wants. Since the womans thighs are together it causes her vagina to be extra warm and extra tight.
"So, what you and Tonks do last night, Raiden?"
"Got some Hot Pockets, if you know what I mean."
"Nice, bet that pussy was nice and hot and tight."
"Yeah you can never go wrong withThe Hot Pocket"
Hot Pockets - meaning
pooping in someones foldout couch and folding it back up and leaving it for the unsespecting owner of the couch
It's fun hot pocketing people
Hot Pockets - definition
When you're walking around in public with weed or other drugs in your pockets.
"Dude, I'm sketching out. I hate walking around with Hot pockets."
Hot Pockets - slang
A "meal" consisting of cheese and meat inside a flaky crust. It also contains massive amounts of carbs and sodium. Eating two of these "treats" in a single days time results in instant death.
Pass me that hot pockets.
Second one today?
Yes.
You know what will happen.
*dies*
Hot Pockets
Kids poopy diapers, Crispy on the outside, hot and steamy in the middle. Just like the original.
My kids made three hot pockets out of thier diapers today.
Hot Pockets
When a individual has become so obese, they littertaly have rolls of fat on the sides of their knees and elbows.
These are often enough, the same size as an actual Hot Pocket, and clearly this individual has had their fare share.
Guy 1: DAMN! That bitch is Fat!
Guy 2: Word, bitch smugglin' a 4 pack of hot pockets up in there.
Hot Pockets
The term used to identify individuals with any one of a number of venereal diseases.
Marcy went to the clinic, and before she even saw the doctor, everyone knew she had hot pockets.