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What is Homestead?
The act of inviting another unexpecting human into your fart plume with great joy and excitement.
That moment when Joe realizes that you are homesteading him and his eyes water and not out of joy.
Homestead - meme gif
Homestead - video
Homestead - what is it?
A person who moves into a neighborhood at least seven years before the neighborhood becomes gentrified.
The Homesteader is very proud be a Homesteader.
The Homesteader enjoys regaling new residents with tales about all the homicides that took place where the Target now stands and the Starbucks that was previously a meth lab.
The Homesteader, if a homeowner, makes bank on selling. The Homesteader, if a renter, gets priced out within a year of the new fusion restaurant opening. Regardless, Homesteaders always find a new frontier to stake their claim.
Homesteader at one of the new brew pubs down the street, "When I moved here ten years ago no one had a smart phone. You had to agree to meet somewhere and show up. The only place you could get a beer was at a small dive bar. Cabs were too scared to come here. There were no bike lanes."
What does "Homestead" mean?
To do tasks and chores relating to being self-sufficient from the home. Examples would include: mucking the chicken coop, making jam, setting up a rain barrel, turning the compost, or even cleaning house.
Can't go out Saturday 'cause I have a long day os homesteading Sunday. I plan to install a rotating bookcase to a secret passageway or make muffins.
Homestead - what does it mean?
To engage in sexual intercourse with a partner
Woman-Four hours? Crazy...
Man-Let's get some lunch.
Woman-Lunch? We could homestead!
Homestead - meaning
One of your best friends, so close that whenever you need a place to stay you can sleep on this person's couch and/ or bed.
"Yo dog! You my homestead!"
"Really? Aww, you my homestead too! I love you, man."
"I love you too, man."
Passersby: "faggots."
Homestead - definition
1) A group of tight-knit queer meme-loving aesthetic-crazed friends who tell lots of puns and are basically a cult. All closely maintain tumblrs full of cats memes and aesthetics. There's one straight girl in the group who dates fruit-boys or something. You probably won't understand a word they say to each other and you'd think you're on acid if you tried reading their group convos.
2) An adjective of praise given by a member of aforementioned cult.
"Aesthetics bro wow homestead good vibes *sudden deep conversation about the human condition* dude if you were a fruit you'd be a fine–apple swag frickin 2k15 bruh"
"Now this here is some nice homestead"
Homestead - slang
A small town in south florida, with more Mexicans than a mexican town. many Blacks too. after Cubans land there rafts this is one place they like to go. Alot of crime, and filled with drugs. Hot-spot for illegal mexican workers.
Friend1: hey man we need some drugs!
Friend2: alright bro lets swing by Homestead and find a mexican!
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Police: (pulls over mexican guy) Papers ?
Mexican: Scissors! i win! (Drives away)
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Friend1: Man bro im hungry, lets stop at Homestead to get something to eat!
Friend2: Alright what Mexican restaurant do you want to go to?
Friend1: Umm, anything american ?
Friend2: Alright, Taco Bell then.
Homestead
Homestead is the second oldest city in Miami-Dade County, after the city of Miami. It is located between Biscayne National Park and Everglades National Park. Homestead was incorporated in 1913, it is a suburb of Miami. The city made national news in 1992 when on August 24 Hurricane Andrew a Category 5 storm made landfall destroying the city. The town recovered. Unfortunately, the new problem that threatens life here is all the trash from Miami moving to Homestead.
Hurricane Andrew couldn't take down Homestead but it looks like this Miami trash will get the job done.
Homestead was a nice town until all the liberal crap from Miami started moving down here.
Non-Floridian: Where are you from?
Local: A town south of Miami
Non-Floridian: Are you from the keys? That place is great!
Local: Nope, I'm for a place called Homestead, just north of dirty ass Key Largo.
Non-Floridian: You mean the place that go hit with the Hurricane?!
Homestead
Small town, lots of Hispanics, Blacks and Whites, high crime rate even though the police will deny it.
Do NOT vacation in or near Homestead! Someone WILL jack your car.
Homestead
To do activities that may be considered old fashioned or unnecessary in modern times but connect one with hard work and pride in supplying one's own needs. Examples may include sewing, knitting, chicken farming, gardening for personal food supply, generating your own electricity, etc.
I'm really enjoying homesteading in the urban environment. Who knew that chicken farming would bring me so much closer to nature?!