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What is Holy Ghost?
Jerking it off in a church parking lot
Shane was Holy Ghost Batting, in the church parking, trying to get a semen sample after his vasectomy.
Holy Ghost - video
Holy Ghost - what is it?
Just about useless nowadays, just running around with a sheet over his head like an episode of "Scooby Doo".
"I would have succeeded if it wasn't for those meddling God and Jesus fellows!" ~Holy Ghost
What does "Holy Ghost" mean?
Much like the concept of a 'phantom poop' or the opposite of a 'cream pie'. Holy Ghosting is when you cum inside somebody's butthole & that shit is so tight, it doesn't come out.
Holy Ghosting:
"Hey man, I saw you leave the bar last night with that chick. What happened?"
"Dude, she took it like a champ. Holy Ghosted that shit."
"Nice!"
Holy Ghost - what does it mean?
When your spirit leaves your body as a ghost and has sex with a virgin girl in her sleep, then informs her the next day that she is pregnant with your son.
Virgin Girl: Oh my god, I missed my period!!
*Ghost randomly appears*
Ghost: What did you think about that ghost dick last night? I was holy ghosting the other night and you were the lucky one! Enjoy our son.
Holy Ghost - meaning
When you thought your relationship with God was going well, but suddenly you can't feel the light of the Lord anymore and He stops answering your prayers.
I think I've been Holy Ghosted. Jesus isn't answering my prayers anymore.
Holy Ghost - definition
a joint rolled out of a bible page
yo you wanna go smoke a holy ghost?
Holy Ghost - slang
A phrase used in surprise or extreme shock. Perhaps you have been scared or you are shocked by the stupidity of your classmates. The coining of this term originated in Ramsgate, due to the large factor that many families from abroad sent their children to school. The students from Africa in particular spread this phrase around like wildfire and before you knew it, everyone was HOLY GHOSTing, after its rise to fame it has since died out.
Friend: "BOO!"
You: "HOLY GHOST!"
or
An idiot: "Isn't the capital of France Spain?"
You: "HOLY GHOST"
Holy Ghost
Purposely & intentionally discontinuing contact with a friend, or more appropriately a lover, in the interest of bettering the ghostee’s life or preserving their virtue. Usually in the case that they have feelings for you that you don’t or cannot reciprocate, therefore, saving them from future heartache.
“I told him I wasn’t interested in anything serious, but he asked me to move in with him after one hang out sesh. I know I don’t feel the same way, and I don’t want to hurt him, so I ended up Holy Ghosting on that hoe.”
Holy Ghost
Related, but not identical to a Mother Teresa, it is to bless thin air with semen, or other seminal fluid as if it is holy water.
I just gave that girl on food network a Holy Ghost. If only she were here right now, I'd Mother Teresa the f*#@ out of her!
Holy Ghost
To lie on ones arm and penis until they both go numb, then jack off. As there is no sensation it's as if a ghost is jacking off.
Joseph: "Dude, totally had a Holy Ghost last night and now Mary's Pregnant."
Judas: "Shit man, you'll have to lie about it."