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What is Hoffman?
when hooking up with a very unattractive hoe and seeing her within the next week, and there is no possible way to avoid her. Drop something of yours and turn away, get into sprint mode while down, and when she passes run.
as she saw the beloved stud she hooked up with on new years, words were getting thrown up her throat, but she was lost for words, and as she began to regain stamina, that stud dropped his phone and pulled the hoffman, and all hope was lost. she was crushed. that ass, she give iot one more glance as she turned the corner, but left to see he was springint full speed down the hall to get delicious treats. and avoid that hiedous mask she calls her beauty
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Hoffman - video
Hoffman - what is it?
The space between the bottom of the nose and the upper lip.
"Dude! that fucker had a long hoffman just like that actor Dustin Hoffman."
"I've got a lot of dead space on my face and better grow a moustache to cover my wasteful hoffman."
What does "Hoffman" mean?
Noun; A person who is paid a lot of money at his profession, but, is inept.
My veterinarian pulled a hoffman and lost my dog. The pilot pulled a hoffman and fell asleep at the controls. The professional singer pulled a hoffman and forgot the lyrics.
Hoffman - what does it mean?
A move in which a man, preferably a frat-star/bro-king, fingers a girl and then proceeds to stick his fingers in the girls mouth so that she may taste herself.
Last night Josh was telling me that he had some slam piece over. He was fingering her and then started to shove his fingers in her mouth. She loved it, that girl got the hoffman!
Hoffman - meaning
A term used to address someone's abbnomaly large for head
Yo this nigga has a Hoffman
Hoffman - definition
The term used for seat cover replacement in a car, due to over abundance of gaseous expulsions from the tail pipe; usually caused from excessive adult beverages.
Who pulled the Hoffman in my car?
Did we hit a skunk or did we hit a hoffman?
Hoffman - slang
Hoffman
A small ziplock of ultra-pure, ultra-rad Heroin that will kill you instantly.
Joe: Hey bro, there's a new type of Haaaairy-win on the market called "Hoffman", supposedly it's great shiz!.
Jim: Imma try it bra!.
(Later that night... **DEAD**)
Hoffman
A hoffman can be described as a douchebag,jackass,asshole,loser, jerks etc
They act very rude towards others and can be easily angered. They are very hot-headed so don't piss one off unless you're doing it for fun which most people do anyways. Even apologizing to a hoffman will result in the hoffman throwing a fit at you for what you've done to them.
They are very inept.
They're fun to mess with, but hoffmans will end up with no or few friends because of their behaviour which most people sorry for(not really).
Dylan: wtf, y u spill coke over my fukin pants feggit!
Peter: Dude, I'm sorry, I'll get you another coke for free as an apology
Dylan: hey fuk tht shiet man!!!1 i want 2 get myself my own coke and not 1 from u fag.
Peter: Whatever, I'm leaving , hoffman.
Hoffman
Clever, kind, and honest.
A Hoffman is a person of with morals of the highest caliber and devilishly good looks.
"Hey do you want to hang out with Hoffman" -Chuck
"Hey you know better than to hassel the hoff" -Bill
Hoffman
Stubborn as an ass but will NEVER LEAVE YOUR SIDE.
That Hoffman girl is very persevering. I wish I could be like her.