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What is Helicoptering?
When you swing your penis around in a circle and make the noise of a helicopter.
I helicoptered right in front of your mom.
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Helicoptering - video
Helicoptering - what is it?
The Helicopter is a sex position that is extremely difficult to complete. A man with an erect penis must lay on a flat surface and a woman gets on top and inserts the erect penis in her vagina. The woman then must do a full split creating two 90 degree angles with her legs and body. The woman then must grab hold of a ceiling fan, or something similar, and have the ceiling fan spin her around on the man's penis. The helicopter has only been successfully completed 2 times on record. Once in Soviet Russia by a man named Mishovia Donkavist and a woman named Fitsa Removv. The second was completed by yours truly, bad_cactus, and a Donald Trump sex doll which I had to duct tape to the ceiling fan. Most attempts on record usually wind up dislocating the man's penis, or even worse, snapping it off completely.
Man: Babe, I want to try something crazy tonight
Woman: What is it?
Man: Let's try The Helicopter!
Woman: Are you sure!? Don't you know the risks?!
What does "Helicoptering" mean?
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Helicoptering - what does it mean?
To pull a telephone cable hard after having wound it around your knob.
Sorry love I'll have to call you back, the boss has just helicoptered me with the phone.
Helicoptering - meaning
When a soldier jacks off in his bunk at night.
Paul was helicoptering and it kept me up all last night.
Helicoptering - definition
When you go to the bathroom in somebody else's house, typically during a party, and rather than piss directly into the toilet, you put the seat down, stand on it and spin around, pissing all over the bathroom, making helicopter sounds if so desired.
"Hey Drew, these kids are being complete fags so I totally just helicoptered their bathroom!"
"Hahaha! Well that's what they get, charging me for a cup"
"Go team venture"
"Fuck man, somebody was helicoptering in the bathroom and it got on my toothbrush!"
Helicoptering - slang
“Hovering” over someone by snap chatting or texting them for a few weeks but not actually planning on hanging out until you have no better option or never hanging out at all.
Friend: This guy has been snapping me for almost two months but never asks me ona date.
Me: He is totally helicoptering you!
Friend: So what do I do?
Me: Cut him off he’s just keeping you on the back burner.
Helicoptering
"Your dick is spinning!"
"I'm helicoptering, bitch."
Helicoptering
The act of shaking one flaccid penis in a circle in someone’s area of vision while shouting excitedly: WEEWOO WEEWOO WEEWOO
Yo will did u see me helicoptering dom lasts night?
Yea Max I did
Helicoptering
The act of spinning ones dick around in a circular fashion, helicopter noises are optional and can enhance the experience
One time I was helicoptering in the shower and my dick slapped me in the nuts.