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What is Heinz 57?
1. The scientific way to get ketchup out of an old style Heinz bottle
2. The preferred way to jerk-off or give a handy to an old man. Using Newton’s Law of Viscosity the handjob giver influences the fluid flow at a speed proportional to the force applied to it.
Both involve the following two-handed jig process:
Shake vigorously enough so that the solid particles unsettle. Next, turn upside down and thrust with both hands downwards at high speeds. This should help move the sauce into the neck, which is particularly important if your client is old and empty. Lastly, turn upright and karate-chop gently at the nape... careful as the sauce is guaranteed to flow!
Handjobs were preferred by Robert Kraft, and to no one's surprise, his Masseuse used the Heinz 57 Method which had his sauce gushing out in seconds.
Heinz 57 - video
Heinz 57 - what is it?
when your banging a chick on her period and your about to CUM and you pull out your cock, grab the bitch by the her ears and slam your johnson in her mouth and slather the salty ketchup down her throat. Ahhh much better than just the salty mayo huh?
I was bangin nikki in her cooch (while she was on her period ) and just before i came I pulled out and finished in her mouth, Giving her the ketchup AND mayo . Then said how do you like the Heinz 57 ?!!
What does "Heinz 57" mean?
A common sexual maneuver that originated in "the tilly" that involves a drunk male assuring an even drunker female that he in indeed wearing a jimmy hat. Once he's finished unloading his baby batter inside her and breaks the news to her, he has her hover over the toilet and drain as much of his man juice out of her as possible while smacking the back of her head like a Heinz 57 bottle.
Friend1: "Yo Travis, I heard you took Angie home last night and hit it raw"
Friend2: "Hell yeah brah, I just pulled a Heinz 57 after I was done"
Heinz 57 - what does it mean?
A common sexual maneuver that originated in "the tilly" where a man unloads his baby batter inside a woman and afterwards has her hover over the toilet and drain as much of his man juice out of her as possible while smacking the back like a Heinz 57 bottle.
Friend1: "Yo Travis, I heard you took Angie home last night and hit it raw"
Friend2: "Hell yeah brah, I just pulled a Heinz 57 after I was done"
Heinz 57 - meaning
1. A person that's a born mixture or known mixture of at least 2 or more differernt races.
2. A dog that's a mixed breed.
Obama is a brother most definitely, but at the same time he's a heinz 57.
Heinz 57 - definition
Someone who is mixed with 2 or more different nationalities; completely mixed with various ethnic backrounds.
Girl 1: I'm just straight up white, how about you?
Girl 2: Me? I'm a Heinz-57. I don't know half of my backround!
Heinz 57 - slang
Used to describe a person who is a mixed blood of many nationalities, also for a dog that is a mix of many breeds.
That guy has irish, italian, french, native american, and african in him, so he's a heinz 57
Heinz 57
The offspring of an inter-racial couple, a bashtard, and a disgrace
Dang yo..this little brat is a heinz 57..the brat and his mother is a disgrace to the white/chinese/black communities.
Heinz 57
wherein the act of vaginal penetration creates a sound not unlike that of direct fist contact with a half-empty ketchup bottle directly on the 57. In uncouth circles, this is referred to as a queef.
"I don't want to fuck you too hard, you might Heinz 57".
Heinz 57
Heinz 57 is a shortened form of a historical advertising slogan "57 Varieties of Pickles" by the H. J. Heinz Company located in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, United States. It has come to mean anything that is made from a large number of parts or origins.
I love my dog, but he's a real Heinz 57.