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What is Half-Life 2?
The single most overrated game of all time. Despite having good graphics and realistic physics, it has a plot that makes very little sense and leaves more questions than it answers. The weapons are unoriginal and boring, with the exception of the gravity gun which is really nothing but a toy to showcase the new physics engine. Though the voice acting in the game was good, the dialogue was ridiculous and contributed nothing to the suspension of disbelief. There was not nearly enough variety in the host of enemies faced by the player. The installation process was truly hell, requiring the player to download an additional program (Steam, a problem of it's own that I won't go into here), meaning those without Internet access who purchased the game are 100% fucked. It also had a major glitch that would halt the installation process if "Counter-Strike Source" was deselected from the install menu. I finished the game, and was utterly unimpressed by its ultimately anti-climatic ending. I have to say, this game make even Deus Ex: Invisible War look like a worthy sequel. I've never been more disappointed by a game in my life. If Valve makes an expansion pack that adequately finishes the story of Adrian Shephard from Opposing Force (the excellent expansion pack from the first Half-Life, for you morons out there who never played the original), I might be able to forgive them but until then, I'm sticking with Doom 3 and Far Cry.
Half-Life 2 doesn't come close to matching it's predecessor.
Half-Life 2 - video
Half-Life 2 - what is it?
Sequel to the most linear shooter ever. (you know f(x)=x)
Seriously, this game is too fucking linear.
Example:
You have a crowbar (gun "1"), it takes out enemy "A" (first enemy encountered) with realtive ease.
Enemy "B" comes along, the crowbar does not work well against enemy "B"...
So you find gun "2", it is effective at killing enemy "B" and anything lower than enemy "B"...
Enemy "C" comes along and the process repeats until you get some god-like gun that kills everything.
Great A.I.?
My ass...
The A.I. is dumb as shit, if the fucking thing sees you it will stay still wherever it is and shoot at you no matter where you go or what gun it has.
If you want insane A.I. give HALO 2 in legendary a spin, THAT is good A.I.
Its does have good graphics, but I still prefer the Unreal Engine 2 (UT2K4), its more flexible and powerful.
However, no one gives a shit about graphics if the game sucks ass. (except fanboys and graphics whores).
I'm not saying this is a bad game, but from a gameplay stance, this is piss poor. Truly good gameplay resembles TLG's System Shock 2. This game dissapoints, just like the first.
"OMGZOR!!!111 N00B ITS GOT AMAZIN PHISIKS AN SHYT!one!1 AND TEH GRAVTY GUN ROXORS LMAO ILL PWN JOO!!!111oneone HL2 IS GAWD!"
~ HL fanboy, the worst kind
What does "Half-Life 2" mean?
A game with great graphics, physics, weapons, voice acting... one of the worlds greatest games (so far)
still not better than halo...(in my opinion)
"half-life 2 is the second l33757 game eva"
Half-Life 2 - what does it mean?
Truly surpasses God as the supreme being in the universe.
"Our Half-Life, who art in Heaven, hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come, thy will be played, on Earth as it is in Heaven. Give us this day our daily fun, and forgive us for wasting ammo, as we forgive those who also waste ammo. And lead us not into the G-Man, but deliver us from his conspiracies. Amen."
Half-Life 2 - meaning
The game that is finally coming out as of november 2004. it is going to be teh r0xors.
"Half-life 2 is gonna rock!"
Half-Life 2 - definition
It will be THE BEST GAME EVER to be released! Will make Master chief look like a fucking pansy-ass sissy girl who braids hair all day long.
On November 16th, Half-Life 2 will be the Messiah of the gaming universe!
Half-Life 2 - slang
The sequel to the best-selling Half-Life, which was released for the PC and Playstation 2. A game developed by the company VALVe, it was due out in September of '03, until the script code was stolen. The FBI has joined in the hunt to find the stolen source code. VALVe is hoping to have this game out before Holidays of 2004, but it may be early 2005 before we see the light of it.
Half-Life was a great game, and Half-Life 2 will be even better, with increased graphics, new enemies, and new weapons.
Half-Life 2
1. The sign that our Lord and Savior is coming, and he favors gamers.
2. The absolute BEST... GAME... EVER...
People who hate this game are: 1. Satan 2. Lieberman 3. Satan Wanna-Be's
Half-Life 2 was the most amazing thing I have ever played. It excels at everything. Nothing can stand against it.
On an unrelated note, I need a fresh pair of undies...
Half-Life 2
The sequel to the game in which you played as some nerdy scientist with a crowbar. Now, in Half-Life 2, you're a badass nerd scientist with a crowbar. It promises revolutionary graphics, physics engine, characters, storyline and quite frankly everything else. It will be an amazing game without a doubt.
Half-Life 2 will rule.
Half-Life 2
Best damn game ever. Best storyline, best graphics, best physics, best...christ, best EVERYTHING.
Only people who play Magic: The Gathering hate HL2.