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What is Haakon?
Haakon Aleksander is a typical name for hot boys. Only the moste cool and hansome boys are named Haakon Aleksander
Omg! Do you See that hot boy? He mist be named Haakon Aleksander!
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Haakon - what is it?
A form of Haakon rizz is forceful rizz, meaning no matter how. You will bag a chick and eventually bang.
Others form can very but are most likely random shitty and occasionally disrespectful pickup-lines that for no subtle reason should ever in any occurring universe work... But they do.
"No one can match that Haakon Rizz ong!"
"Wassup fat head"
"I am hot, ur a thot. Lets bang!"
"Can i lay my head on your thighs while you breastfeed me?"
"1 2 3, your pants below your knees, 4 5 sex?"
What does "Haakon" mean?
wow that guy has a haakon dick.
Haakon - what does it mean?
Haakon is the type who thinks he is always right, also called insistent. He is a horny boy who longs for a fuck with "the chicks" as he calls it. People named Haakon are very aggressive and hard when it comes to cuddling, especially with Helena. He bites and chews the woman when he sexually harasses her.
That dude is eating her.
Yea.. he is a Haakon
Haakon - meaning
Most epic awesome intelligent guy. *Fortnite default dance*
Look at that retarded Haakon guy over there. what a faggot
Haakon - definition
Haakon is a Guy who likes gay midget porn and chinese fart porn
A:Oh your a Haakon
B: yes i am
Haakon - slang
Haakon is a god in the Norse mythology. He is the god of sex and pleasure. Vemund has the biggest dick the world has ever seen, and is loved by all Norwegian girls and women. He is said to be so hot and awesome, females will automatically be sucked onto his dick and instantly pleased.
hot pleasing norse booty dick Haakon
Haakon
Haakon, the name of Norwegian Kings, meaning more powerfull than God (see Håkon).
List of Kings:
Haakon I of Norway (c. 920–961), the Good
Haakon Magnusson of Norway (1068-94)
Haakon II of Norway (died 1162), Haakon Herdebrei
Haakon III of Norway (1170s–1204), Haakon Sverreson
Haakon IV of Norway (1204-1263), the Old
Haakon V of Norway (1270-1319), Haakon V Magnusson
Haakon VI of Norway (c. 1340–1380), Haakon VI Magnusson
Haakon VII of Norway (1872-1957)
Haakon, Crown Prince of Norway (born 1973), future Haakon VIII
You don't wanna mess with Norway, their King's named Haakon, he's more powerful than God!
Haakon
He is known to be very spontaneous person. He knows how to make a person laugh, and entertain people without even noticing it. He’s a very intelligent person in his own unique ways, and cares deeply for others around him. However, he may not show his feelings at first. When it comes to certain things, there’s always a backstory to tell, but depending on the topic, he may not open up until he really trusts you. When you get to know him more, he is always there for the people that show compassion for him. The things surrounding him in his life that he greatly appreciates are mainly his top priority. Whenever it comes to difficult situations and topics, he is a very understanding person to be with. Although it may not be the best help overall, he still tries his best to support anything in need. If he fails to become a benefit, he is constantly worrying if something he did was wrong of him. He may get upset, and probably even more than others would expect. When it comes to his close ones, he always and forever will have their back no matter how many ups and downs they’ve been through. Yet, not many people get to see a side of him like this, because he has been hurt so bad where it’s really hard to let people in to his life. No one had wanted the opportunity to have the open door of experience to stay and listen to him. Nevertheless, somewhere in his heart is telling him that only certain people he could trust .
Haakon hasn’t been acting like himself lately, but he he keeps telling me that everything is alright .