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What is Guru?
Spam Facebook Ads from people who have pictures of fast cars and big houses (on their wish list) who want your money so they can buy them
I am a guru and if you give me your money I will become rich from something I’m rehashing from the guru who conned me
Guru - meme gif
Guru - video
Guru - what is it?
A man of excellence, intelligence and strength. He has a extreme knowledge of fishing through tacklestore's, life-time catches and providing advice on all boating and fishing subjects.
John - "Hey do you know where Matt is? Need help tying this knot"
Ben - "Yeah, the Guru is upstairs"
What does "Guru" mean?
hey whats new? guru!
Guru - what does it mean?
A hacker who knows everything there is to know about a given OS, language, whatever.
The UNIX guru set up a hack-proof server in under an hour.
Guru - meaning
Winner of many awards for example-
Badass of the millennium
Chickmagnet of the year
Chicks love this guy award
Smartass of the year
Smartest man alive
Sexiset man alive
You know you want to be this guy award of the year
I want to be Guru
Guru - definition
To correct "Sifu" it Guru stands for Gifted Unlimited Rhymes Universal".
One of the illest emcees ever. Still goin strong after 15 years deep in the game. Rolls with DJ Premier, forming the incredible hip-hop duo Gang Starr.
"My sense of self, and my mental health /
is much more powerful, than any hint of wealth." - Peace Of Mine ("The Ownerz" - Gang Starr, 2003)
Guru - slang
He is a loving and caring Indian boy who has the power to shape the world. He is a gift he also has abs.
Why is it so bright oh it’s just Guru
Guru
Gurus: a frequent or favorite companion who causes extreme love and adoration in the heart of their admirer
- side effects may include emotional breakdowns, depression, sleep deprivation, spotty eating habits, weight loss, excessive distress, French sobbing noises, extra anxiety, sexual overload/sexual deprivation, /FOREVERALONE, and mild hysteria.
so about the guru... i have two options:
1. to suck it up and stop being a little bitch
2. leave her...
and the latter just won't happen any time and y'all said i should just leave her today? if only it were so easy! it's just so complex and she and i really do have good times mostmostmost of the time! <3
I love my guru!
Guru
someone who is an expert at gymming and is very fit.
Bilal: “that guy has such a nice back and sexy calves I bet he’s a Guru”
Guru
Guru is a typical Indian boy who is loved by elders because of his seeming innocence. His innocence is just an act as he is very freaky with his close friends. He is quite introverted and hates small talk. He loves to exercise and has toned abs, biceps and a firm butt. He is rumored to have a unusually big cock. He has a sexy look which makes girls go crazy but he rarely gets into relationships. His friends call him "Daddy" for some reason. He loves to read books an watch gory horror movies. He is a true crime addict and thinks about murder a lot. He is one of the best friends you can have because he is caring, supportive and emotionally intelligent. He has a magnetic personality which is because of his mysteriousness. He hates getting photographed and loves to cook in his free time. True to his name, he is very knowledgeable and loves educating people.
Nandini: Hey, Shreya. I saw you with Guru yesterday, what did you guys do?
Shreya: You won't believe me but we had sex..
Nandini: WHAT!
Shreya: Yea, and girllll...his dick was enormous. I still can't walk straight.
Arijit: Dude, Did you see Guru at the pool yesterday?
Naman: OMG yes, He is such a daddy
Anshum: Where's Guru?
Sneha: He's probably contemplating murder again somewhere.
Anshum: Yea, he is OBSESSED.