Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Grogan?

A cheerful Scottish person.

What a pleasure it was working with that grogan.

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Grogan - what is it?

Slang for feces. The infinitive verb form associated should always be "To Pinch."

Jolly Drake shouted from the can that he was about to pinch a grogan. The boys in the living room laughed.

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What does "Grogan" mean?

1. A partially-ejected clump of feces. Half a loaf.
2. An ejected clump of feces that is not heavy enough to drop off your dingleberry forest.

Once a grogan drops off your arse by whatever means, (rocking, banging against the seat, coaxing with paper or your fingers) it becomes a turd. If you let the grogan remain, it becomes a massive dingleberry, once it dries. Grogans are moist; dingleberries are dry. (See dingleberry)

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Grogan - what does it mean?

A Poo that reaches from your bottom to the water without breaking.

I drank a few pint's of Guiness last night which gave me the longest grogan ever this morning.

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Grogan - meaning

A living legend, probably referred to as the hulk for his healing abilities and bad temper. High sex drive and pure awesomeness

Grogan, oh the hulk. Hes the fuckin man

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Grogan - definition

The act of ejaculating on the plaque of William "Bill" Grogan at Worcester Polytechnic Institute's Atwater Kent Labs

That ECE lab was really stressful. I think I need to Grogan to clear my head.

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Grogan - slang

"A spa for the balls"
A grogen consists of a male or female gargling a various liquid and then their partners testicles are dipped into the liquid. This will create a spa like environment for the testicles to rest in.
A painful grogen is when the giver of the grogen chokes on the liquid and closes their mouth quickly, potentially harming the receiver.

The most coveted grogen are given by elderly individuals. Also known as the "senior grogen", these grogens are world renowned throughout nursing homes.

"Yo that girl gave me the best caramel grogan"

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Grogan

It's when your taking a dump in the toilet and someone knocks on the cubicle door and you get so startled your ass sucks the poo back in

"I was in the toilet and someone knocked on the door and scared the crap out of me...bloody made me do a grogan"

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Grogan

That itchy, burning irritation your anus gets when you haven't properly wiped. Usually causes odor.

I wet farted earlier and my ass is all grogan.

I couldn't go down on her. Her ass was grogan.

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Grogan

A grogan is a long poo, which is inside ones anus whilst also touching the water of the toilet.

Jimmy- "Dude today I took the longest shit."
Joey- "Was it a grogan?"
Jimmy- "Bloody oath it was!"

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