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What is Gran Turismo 5?
A highly publicized and widely anticipated release for the Playstation 3, that doesn't actually exist. It is a fable. The unicorn of the gaming industry.
It's newest release date is infinity.
Hey man, did you hear? Sony just announced the release date for Gran Turismo 5, we're going to pre-order it now.
Other guy says, you can pre-order it right here.
*snatches $60 from the fellows hand, pulls out a lighter, burns money*
Gran Turismo 5 - video
Gran Turismo 5 - what is it?
The Definitive racing game of this generation
Guy 1: Hey did you hear about Gran Turismo 5? It's the definitive racing game of this generation! NOT FORZA
What does "Gran Turismo 5" mean?
The younger, better looking, more relevant little sister of Gran Turismo 4, albeit being dumber, more ridiculous, less sophisticated, unrevolutionary, blonder, less compatible, more inarticulate than her sibling.
Still immensely great fun to look at, play with, and to go to sleep dreaming of it.
Eg. 1) Comparing Gran Turismo 5 to Gran Turismo 4 is like Serena Williams to Venus Williams - both are ridiculously brilliant, have been world champions, and are still the best in their league, but the older has been more spectacular in a field of spectacularness.
Eg. 2) I played Gran Turismo 5 today, and went to sleep dreaming of camber, toe, dampers, spring rates, drafting, fuel conservation, turbos, intercoolers, racing lines, and cars that are sexier and more distracting than the semi-naked Jessica Alba sitting in it.