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What is Gomer?A tall, gangly looking loser type guy, who thinks he is all it, simply because he is tall. An overly tall guy who is a Doofis. An ugly tall man. Tall clumsy Dorky guy All the insecure women swooned over Him, until they realized what a Gomer he was. Gomer - meme gifGomer - videoGomer - what is it?A large pile of shit the breaks the surface of the toilet water Sorry dude, but I just left a gomer in your toilet. What does "Gomer" mean?A great man but not nescessarily a wise man; a visonary person; not afraid of conflict; hardworking; a warrior; a competent man; a man with little emotion or feelings. "That police officer is a Gomer" Gomer - what does it mean?" Don't walk on the lawn..... Gomer - meaningOnce who acts gay or likes sucking massive dongs. Noah is such gomer. Gomer - definitionA huge pile (in reference to Gomer Pyle) or line of any powder-type of substance that is to be snorted or inhaled using a straw into the nostril. I've only been doing small lines lately, so I figured I was ready to step it up by snorting a gomer. Gomer - slangNoun- A person or persons who displays an inability to function within normal social situations without being a nuisance, bother or generally an ass. It requires both an inability to function physically and mentally and should be used in describing a person or persons who possess both. Idiot references mental. Klutz references physical. Gomer encompasses both. A person who is not only an idiot, but has the physical ability to try to own it and inevitably fail. George W. Bush is the prototypical gomer. GomerA gangly, goofy, overly tall nerd. Look at that tall, hunched over, dork. What a Gomer. Shazam! GomerOrigin, hospital emergency room slang for extremely old, Alzheimer's ridden, mute, sick people. GOMER is an acronym for "Get Out of My Emergency Room." In the novel "House of God" (Samuel Shem, 1978) GOMERS are defined essentially as sickly old people who now because of dementia have lost whatever quality it is that makes someone a person. When GOMERS come into the hospital they are unable to communicate so the admitting doctor will order many, many, lab tests hoping to discover why the GOMER was sent to the hospital. GOMERS never come to the hospital, they are only sent. This battery of tests is sometimes called a "Gomer-Gram." That gomer down in room 13 just fell trying to climb out of bed and now he's bleeding all over my floor. GomerAn overly tall, hunched over Doofis. A Dork. Socially awkward, too tall Imbecile. Here comes a real Gomer, 6 foot 4, and Dumb as a Stump. |
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