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What is Goatse?
Goatse.cx (pronounced "goat see" or "goat see dot cx", often truncated to goatse, often referenced by one of its current URLs, and occasionally called goatsex) is one of the most infamous Internet shock sites. Its front page contains a sexually explicit picture, featuring a man wearing a gold ring on his left hand (and nothing else) manually stretching his anus and rectum to a diameter roughly equal to the width of his hand. Below his gaping anus, the man's dangling penis and testicles are visible. The site is commonly linked to by Internet pranksters in order to shock unsuspecting users with the image.
As of January 14, 2004, the domain goatse.cx is no longer online. However, many mirrors of the site are still available and the image itself has been posted at many other websites. The most common mirror was goat.cx; however, goat.cx was no longer online as of February 22, 2005. As of February 27 of that year, the domain goat.cx, like goatse.cx, had been suspended by the Christmas Island Internet Administration, however the domain as of April 2005 appeared to be back online, showing only the message "be right back." In May 2005, there was an image on the site showing a pumpkin with some hands around it as if it was stretching its anus. Christmas Island Technology Corp has registered goats.cx as of May 24, 2002 with obviously nonexistent name servers, presumably in an attempt to prevent another mirror of the original goatse.cx.
Mom, Dad? I had another bad dream about Goatse, can I sleep in your bed tonight?
Goatse - meme gif
Goatse - video
Goatse - what is it?
A disgusting picture of a man stretching his anus extremely wide. One of the oldest jokes on the internet is to link the picture to internet forums and chatrooms, renamed to look like something else like "happybunnies.jpg" . Often causes people to freak out.
-Hey you know what goatse is?
-no, what is it?
-check this website out!
-oh god it's horrible!
-hahaha!
What does "Goatse" mean?
A shock image originally from the website goatse.cx, which was intended to be pronounced as "goatsex", although the suffix .cx is no longer in common use when referring to the picture (resulting in the word being pronounced "goat-see". Basically the picture is of a man stretching his anus to frightening length. Like many other shock paraphernalia (such as the infamous 2 Girls 1 Cup)", people will oftentimes prank people by putting a link online of something (such as a sweepstakes or another website) and when someone clicks this link, they will see the image instead of what they were told they would see.
The website had other disgusting images on it until the site was taken down. Since then a website claiming to be Goatse has reemerged.
Unlike 2 girls 1 cup, you will not find very many reaction videos on sites such as YouTube.
If gross images somehow was made into a pro sport, Goatse would be a star player. It WILL scar you for LIFE.
Goatse - what does it mean?
Picture of man stretching his buttcrack so the buttcheeks are not together.
Bob: have you seen goatse?
Joe: No, let me see it.
Bob: *goes on internet and looks up goatse*
Joe: NO ITS HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!! (x_x)
Goatse - meaning
One Of The Best Known Shock Sites. With A Man Stretching His Anus
Joe:Hey
Max:What?
Joe:Have You Seen Goatse?
Max:Whats A Goatse?
Joe:You Really Want To Know?
(Max Visits Goatse)
Max:What The Fuck???
Goatse - definition
noun.
1. Infamous picture of Man with Wide Anus.
2. A prank to pull on people over teh internet
verb.
To fool a person into clicking said picture.
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Goatse is one of the best/worst photos up on the interweb.
Goatse - slang
When a guy spreads out his a$$hole with his hands as far as it will will stretch.
Really gross.
Sadly, it's normally one of the first things someone sees on the internet, whether they get emailed it as a joke (It says "Click here for cute bunny pictures" when it's actually goatse) or they just stumble apon it.
It supposidly is a fetish for some. But, you just gotta think "Who the eff likes that?" since it's so gross.
NOTE: If you're reading this because you don't know what goatse is, DON'T google it! You'll be scarred for LIFE!!
Guy1: *Opens email from Guy2*
Guy2: *Laughs to himself, knowing that Guy1 is probably reading his email*
Guy1: *Clicks on link from Guy2's email that says "Click 4 pix of hot chick*
Guy1: *Sees pix of Goatse* EAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! *Gags*
Goatse
A disgusting picture of a man stretching his anus extremely wide. One of the oldest jokes on the internet is to link the picture to internet forums and chatrooms, renamed to look like something else like "happybunnies.jpg" . Often causes people to freak out.
Gordon Shumway is Shocked if he sees Goatse.
Ruby imagines Bob Shumway took his blue Hawaiian shirt off and Doing the goatse.
Thomas freaked out about goatse
Goatse
An internet photo of a man streching his anus to un-realistic proportions.
( )O( ) <-Anus
"You've been goatse'd!"
Goatse
Although it originated from a picture of a man streaching his anus amazingly wide, GOATSE is now a verb.
GOATSE: verb.
To cause someone to navigate to a website, which usually contains only one image; by giving a faulty web adress. Said image must be disgusting and scaring. The beauty of GOATSE is that a person only realizes what it is once they have seen it. HAHAHA! PWNED!
(Note: The original GOATSE picture is sometimes referred to as THE GOATSE)
(Note 2: The goatse is one of a huge amount of suh websites)
Therapist: When did all your problems start?
Patient: This one time. When I got GOATSE-d.