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What is Glass Bottom Boat?

A person lies underneath a glass table while another person deficates on top of the table.

At the party Luke was a passenger on a glass-bottom boat.

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Glass Bottom Boat - video

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Glass Bottom Boat - what is it?

Putting something clear over someone's face (like saran wrap) and then taking a dump on their face.

The King of Pop glass bottom boated some 8 year old boy.

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What does "Glass Bottom Boat" mean?

Defecating on saran wrap that's held over your partner's face

After dinner my partner treated me to a glass bottom boat ride.

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Glass Bottom Boat - what does it mean?

Defecating onto a piece of plastic wrap held snugly above your lover's face. This provides the view similar to a glass bottomed boat. See also: bradar

Hi lover...you want me to crap on your face? or would you like a glass-bottomed boat today instead? I am feeling dirty...rrrrrr.

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Glass Bottom Boat - meaning

latin: Traba crystalis

In this perfect addition to foreplay, one partner lies beneath a glass coffee table while the other squats above it and unloads. Like viewing the colorful sea life from the relative safety and serenity of a glass-bottom boat, this simple maneuver is not only arousing but biologically tantalizing.

I've been to Hawaii. I've seen all of those fish---its what every tourist does. It's neat and all, but never blew me away. But getting to see my Bobby in action, doing that Glass-bottom boat for me, seeing that magical human process going on in front of me . . .well, I just felt like a science student all over again.

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Glass Bottom Boat - definition

This is for poop freaks that might not want to go all the way. Person A (the shitter) and person B (the target a.k.a the person "shat" upon) Person B lays under a glass top coffee table while looking up. Person A takes a dump over the persons face, or other appropriate area of choice. Thus simulating being "pooped on" without all the mess. (I belive the smell could still be an issue)
origin: unknown, though based on glass bottom boats used to watch fish .

"After we scored few lines of coke off my glass topped coffee table, I climbed under it and had my "lover" straddle on top, with her cheeks spread. Her ass opened like the mouth of a lamprey and deposited a big healthy turd over my face. I licked the glass as if I were a fish under a "glass bottomed boat"

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Glass Bottom Boat - slang

A sexual act in which the customer lays under a glass coffeetable and looks up through it, while their partner defecates on the top. How some people find this stimulating I'll never know.

Also can refer to the same positioning with a coffee table but the person on top merely presses their genitals onto the glass, for "squashed" visual effect - or can refer to defecating onto someone's face which has been first covered in plastic kitchen wrap like Saran Wrap.

Your grandfather got arrested in Thailand again after paying an underage transvestite hooker for some glass bottom boat action.

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Glass Bottom Boat

The act of recieving oral sex from a partner and ejaculating in that partners mouth. And before that partner can "spit" the fluids out you wrap saran wrap around their mouth keeping the fluids in place as they slosh around. Creating a glass bottom boat effect.

Mo was totally giving oral to this guy last night and before he could spit it out he gave him a glass bottom boat.

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Glass Bottom Boat

When you shove a gerbil up into your anal cavity (asshole) followed by a clear beverage glass or jar, as to trap the gerbil inside, but provide him/her with a spectacular view.

Friend 1: "Dude!! That poor gerbil!!!!

Friend 2: "Are you kidding me?? Dude, c'mon.....I gave him a glass bottom boat -he settled down after coming back to discover that shit!!"

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Glass Bottom Boat

When one puts seran wrap on anothers face, poking holes for respiration, and taking a dump on the others face with the seran wrap still on there face. The seran wrap acting as a "Glass Bottom".

Jack performed a glass bottom boat on jon after jon fell asleep.

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