Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Ganon?

The ganon stomp is a sex move, where your sexual partner shits on your chest. You then take the turd and stomp it back into their anus.

Campbell: “Come on Jack just do it once!”
Jack: “If you think it will liven up out sex life. Fine, I’ll ganon stomp you.”

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Ganon - what is it?

8 player smash on Super Smash Brothers where everyone plays as Ganondorf. There must be Angry Orchard, Shock Top, and Pizza present in order for it to count.

We ordered Little Caesar's and did The Dirty Ganon last night. It was so funny!

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What does "Ganon" mean?

a fucking bitch of a zelda breath of the wild boss.

Thunderblight Ganon is my worst nightmare.

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Ganon - what does it mean?

The act of two male video game collectors wearing Power Gloves and grasping each other's erect penises, thus constricting the tips until they are engorged and resemble a Purple Ganon.

Purple Ganons are a fairly commonplace event when collectors exchange high-end Nintendo NES items, often accompanied by penis pictures.

The guy who sold that copy of 'The Legend of Zelda' really gives a mean Purple Ganon!

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Ganon - meaning

The made-up shit your schoolyard friends would all claim was hiding inside every video game.

Oh, you never found the Candy Land levels in Super Mario Brothers? You can get there by earning 99 lives three times in the same level.

There's totally a Purple Ganon. You just have beat the game in under two hours without taking damage in order to see him.

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Ganon - definition

A cannon used in the Subspace Emissary, in Super Smash Bros. Brawl. Controlled by Ganon and Bowser. This was used because they were told by Master Hand (Who was really controlled by Tabuu) to create an army of ships, and a HUGE FUCKING CANNON TO BLOW THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF EVERYTHING. This would then turn it into Subspace, but suddenly, Kirby destroys the cannon by piercing it with the legendary Kirby Air Ride vehicle, the Dragoon. The cannon then proceeds to FUCKING EXPLODE AND COMBUST ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. Ganon and Bowser then admit defeat and go back to Subspace in the portal.

Luigi: Hey Mario, you see that Ganon Cannon?
Mario: MAMA MIA!

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Ganon - slang

1. The one who took her (zelda) away and now the children don't play but thry will when link saves the day. haleluyah!
2. The one Link put ganon to his grave.

Here lies ganon, he is dead.

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Ganon

A psychedelic drug that has the rare effect of narrowing your focus. Manufactured in California, it is popular in the gaming community along with the psychedelic community. It is named after the final boss in the Zelda francise.

"Hey bro, did you bring the ganon"

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Ganon

Ganondorf's alter ego. Ganon is a big fat pig...He's actually still the same evil as Ganondorf...except that he's in pig form and what an ugly big fat pig you're!

Once upon a time there was a pig name Ganon...who wants the Triforce so bad, but got defeated by Link.
So R.I.P you Ganon........

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Ganon

In the Ocarina of Time, with his last breath, Ganondorf turns into this form from the extreme power of his piece of the Triforce, he isn't really a pig, but a sacred beast that is supposed to hold legendary power, yet Ganondorf didn't have the chance to regain enough strength to take over the world. The ONLY way to destroy him is with the Master Sword, for without it, all hope would be lost.

Ganondorf rose from the ruins of his tower, and used the Triforce to turn into a beast that would surely destroy the world.

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